dempeo/merder oneshots

a run

SET IN SEASON 1:

"Holy fuck" patrick says. He felt his pants grow tighter as he watched ellen take her hair down, running her fingers through it. She sorts out her clothes, pulling down her top slightly, revealing more cleavage. Shes wearing sports leggings and a sports bra. 

She giggles, looking at patrick. "What?" She said. "Nothing" he looked back down at his newspaper. She chuckled, shaking her head. He looks back up at her when shes not looking.

"I just had such a good run.. you should come running with me sometime patrick" she says. "Only if you wear that again" he mumbles. "Huh?" She turns around to face him, knowing full well what he said, laughing internally.

"Nothing.. I don't do runs" he says. "I'll take it slow so you can catch up.." she teases. "I can run.. I just don't" he chuckles. "Prove it" she says. "I'm not running" he chuckles.

She walks over to him. She puts her hands on the arms of the chair, either side of him, leaning down to him. Her breasts were just centimetres away from his face. "Come on.. race me" she says.

He cant help but look at her breasts. She giggles. "Eyes up here" she puts her pointer finger on his chin, lifting it up so hes looking at her face. He moves his head up but his eyes travel back down to her breasts unconsciously. She chuckles.

"Race me" she says. "Uhuhm-" he mumbles something incoherent. "What?" She giggles. He finally pulls his eyes away from her breasts to her face. He clears his throat "sorry.. got distracted" he says. She smirks, raising her brow.

"You know, for a guy playing the role of derek shepherd.. you're not very.. dreamy" she says. "Whys that?" He asks. "Mcdreamy wouldn't stare at his friends boobs" she says. "He would if his friend was hot and sweaty, wearing a sports bra because shes just come back from a run" he smirks.

"I'm going to hate shonda for making me share a trailer with you, aren't I?" She jokes. "If it makes you feel any better, you'll probably get to see me after working out too" he says. "I thought you didnt go on runs?" She says. "I don't.. I have some gym stuff in my room though" he says. "That does make me feel better actually" she flirts. He chuckles.

She squeezes next to him on the lounge chair. "What are you doing?" He chuckles, budging up slightly so she has more room. "Theres only one chair in here and you're hogging it" she says. "I'm gonna be the one who hates shonda" he jokes. She glares at him. He chuckles. She laughs.

Theres a knock on the trailer door. "Come in!" Ellen shouts. Shonda walks in. "Glad to see you two are getting on well" she smiles, looking at the two, almost cuddled up together. They look at eachother.

"Actually he is quite annoying" ellen says. "What?-" Patrick chuckles. "He won't go on a run with me, hes hogging the chair and he keeps hitting on me" she says. "I dont run, you're literally sat in the chair right now and.. you flirt back" he smirks.

"You're still hogging the chair.. even when I'm sat in it" she wriggled around in the chair, taking up more room. "It'd be much easier if you just.." he put his hands on her waist, picking her up and putting her, sideways, on his lap. He chuckles.

"See.. how is that not against the rules?" She said to shonda. "Patrick let her go" shonda chuckles. "I'm not holding her.." he holds up his hands "shes sat here willingly" he grins at her. She rolls her eyes but stays say down. Shonda laughs.

"I just came to give you both your scripts.. I need to give you these ones personally because there needs to be no spoilers for this" she walks over to them, handing them the scripts. They open the scripts.

They both gasp. "Derek's married?!" They say in unison. They look at eachother. "Yes" shonda says. "Why?!" They say. "Bring more drama to the show" shonda says.

"So no more meredith and derek?" Ellen asks. "Not for a while" shonda says. They look at eachother. Shes still on his lap. "You guys seem disappointed?" Shonda laughs. "I'm not" she stood up off his lap "I just.. got used to having to kiss this idiot and now I don't have to anymore?" She says.

"You're gonna miss kissing me aren't you?" Patrick smirks. She rolls her eyes. Shonda smiles. "You'll get to kiss again soon.. just not for a few episodes" shonda chuckles. "Thanks.. for bringing the scripts" she held up the script. "No problem" she walked out the trailer.

"Its okay.. I'll kiss you whenever you want" patrick smirks. "Will you, now?" She giggles. "Uhuh" he nods. "Will you also.. maybe.. go on a run with me?" She says. "No" he laughed. "Come on.. I'll wear a really tight sports bra.." she smirks "and shorts" she adds. She walks towards him, standing infront of him.

"Now.. how tight we talking?" He smirks. "You're a real perv, you know that?" She giggles. "You're really hot, you know that?" He smirks. "Do you have no filter?" She chuckles.

"Do you wanna go out with me?" He asks. She chuckles, shaking her head. "Do you really think that's a good idea? To date your costar?" She says. "That's not a no.." he says. "I dont think it's a good idea.." she says.

"But you want to?" He says. "...no comment" she says. "So.. yes" he grins. "I just- what if we're not.. compatible.. we still have to be together on the show and.. share a trailer" she says. "What if we are.. then I'll be dating a reallllyyy hot girl" he smirks. She giggles.

He smiles. She bites her lip, thinking. "Come onn.." he smiles. He puts holds her hands, pulling her down and kissing her softly. She doesnt stop him, nor does she want to.

"Mmm.. fine" she says "one date.. and if it doesnt work out.. we'll still be friends?" She asks. "Yes" he says. "Okay" she kisses him again, more passionately this time.

8 YEARS LATER (SEASON 9):
"Hi guys" Patrick says as he walks into the table read room. "Hi honey" he walks over to Ellen, kissing her softly.

"You didn't give me a kiss this morning before you left for your run" he says. "Sorry.. I didn't want to wake you.. you looked so peaceful" she says. He sits next to her.

"I go on runs with my husband every other morning.. do you not run together?" Jessica says. Ellen laughs. "Hes never gone on a run with me.. been married 5 years.. still never seen him run.. properly" she says.

"Seriously.. patrick.. go on a run with your wife" sarah says. "I've been begging him to since.. since season one of the show.. trust me.. hes not going to change his mind" she says. "Nope" he says. "Why?" Sandra laughs.

"I hate running.. and I hate people who run.. its stupid" he says. Ellen clears her throat. "Apart from when she runs.." he looks at her. "And why's that?" Sandra asks.

"The first time I asked her out was just after she came back from a run.. when i see her in her gym clothes it reminds me of that moment" he says. "Aww" all the girls say. Ellen nudges him. "That's such bullshit.. he just likes checking me out in my sports bra and shorts" she laughs.

"I'm sure that's not true" shonda says. "No.. it is. I lied" patrick grins. Ellen giggles, hitting him playfully. "You look hot.. all sweaty and barely wearing any clothes" he smirks. "I know.. you tell me.. every morning" she chuckles. "I love you" he chuckles. "I love you too" she giggles. She kisses him passionately.

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