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Open Happiness- Coke x Shii (RANDOMNESS) [Request]

A/N: So yeah, Shii-sama requested this oneshot. So Coke you know it's a soft drink blah blah blah sorry for being douchey blah blah. Shii likes coke and I decided to say yes not only because she's mah daughter and best friend but also because I want to do something else! XD

Enjoy~ 

PS. Cliche-ness overload

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Shii stares at the humanoid soft drink sitting beside her, staring at the main source of his own existance. Water. Trying to be a nice person she wanted to be (maybe, the author doesn't know anything, really), she went up to the fridge and gave him a glass of water from the pitcher.

By the two words 'humanoid softdrink', meaning that her favorite can of Coke has turned into a HUMAN. Okay, it may sound so cliche but it just happened. Before this fiasco happened, Shii was just getting the can form the fridge like she always do, but she has to do something upstairs and left it on the kitchen table and went off to do her errrand.

When she came back after a few minutes, POOF, Coke has turned into a human. Her red eyes roam the form of her companion again, unable to take it all in that he was a human now, and yes, he is a HE.

He has metal gray hair like the top of the can, red jersery jacket and under is a white t-shirt, gray pants to represent his bottom part of the can and matching sneakers, his blank eyes are in the color of black brown...or black...Shii was confused but the eyes were filled with bubbles of some sort, CO2 maybe.

"What are you looking at?"

Shii jumps at the voice, he was now looking at her, ignoring the coolness of the water slippping into his fingers. "Uh, nothing. Just shocked that you turned human." The albino explains hastely.

"Hm...." Coke-kun (yes, Shii called him that now) twirls the contents of the water and placed it down of the coffee table. "Well....I don't know I should be saying this but sometimes the law of magic gave us this form to do some...stuff..."

The girl spun her head to Coke-kun. She knew what did he meant about that word 'stuff'. She scooted back a bit. "Uh....what stuff...?" She stutters. She's too stupid to even ask that question, this is getting too cliche.

"Well....stuff like giving...um....." Coke-kun-despite the fact he was blank- he stutters while scratching the nape of his neck. "Gving pleasure to others....As to follow the 'Open Happiness' thing...B-But not only giving s*x or something like that I-I mean---!" His sentence was cut out when Shii halted him with a hand in front of his face.

"Say no more bro. I know this kind of shiz!" Shii says proudly, huffing and puffing her chest out and placing her hands on her hips. "Are you too young to know adult stuff?" Coke-kun blankly asks.

Shii glares back. "How about you? You look like the same age as me!" She pointed it out, he was indeed age appropriate with the other. The boy blinked blankly. "It's because of immortality and due to the fact I'm a hunk of aluminum metal recycled so many times." He deadpans, directing a "OH BURN!" hit on Shii.

"Well whatever! I am 100% positive that I won't be getting anything from you until you turn back into your can form!" Shii spats out and leans back on the couch, crossing her arms.

"I wouldn't be asking or wanting any from you either." Coke-kun replies and continues staring at the glass of unattended water on the coffee table. 

Silence fills the room, the clock nearby ticking to itself. Shii was actually glad that her mom or dad isn't home at the moment, having a guy in a house may cause suspicousness and the such, especially when this guy beside her is a COKE can before.

Speaking of Coke cans, she was still craving for a sip of the soft drink about now. Glancing back at the silent guy she realized he was the LAST ONE in teh fridge. She could go out and buy a bunch for the future but the store is actually miles away and her parents don't like her going out alone.

"Ugh God!" Shii groaned in dispear, her stomach growling for soda. Not any soda but COKE. Then suddenly....she asks herself. "Wait....Coke-kun is made out of coke....right?" She glances back at him again, eyes roaming to his eyes, they do look like the DRINK inside the can.

Her stomach growls again, she hoped the boy beside her didn't hear it. She bites her lips and tries to shudder off her nervousness. "Hey, uh, Coke-kun?"

"Yes, Shii?" He turns back to her, putting down the magazine he was previously reading. His eyes were just too---

"Are you literally made out of coke?" She asks with a bit of a rush. Coke-kun was confused, his eyes blinking. "Uh, yeah. Duh, what's got into you little lady?" He blankly asks, Shii flinches at the 'little lady' sort of compliment but she shook it off.

"So....can I....I...."

"Can I what?" Coke-kun urges her to continue, raising a brow this time.

"C-Can...Can I EAT YOU?!" Shii can't take it anymore and just literally POUNCED on him. She towered the boy with unbelievable strength, looking down at him with nothing but a thought of him as FOOD...or a drink rather.

"What are you doing Shii?!" Coke-kun struggles under her, trying to get her off of him . But sadly, Shii has done a lot of bushido classes, so handle this kind of situation. "Must....drink.....COKE!" Without anymore interupptions she lunges on him.

SHII IS EATING HIS HAIR.

Coke-kun keeps on struggling but Shii held him into place, trying to chew more of his suddenly delicious hair. "S-Stop! I'm not fo--OH HELL! Don't you dare--!" But Shii did dared to go beyond her boundaries (what boundaries XD). 

The albino could taste actual coke on his hair and wondered if his neck tastes like that too. Licking her lips, she softly brushes her lips against his neck, sipping his neck lightly and harshly went she tasted the coke drink again.

The boy shivers under this weird feeling. Of all his years of his coke canned life he never experienced being turned to human-though he handled that pretty well- AND never experienced being topped by a GIRL. He blushes pink, but he would never let it show, letting it hide beneath his blank self.

He realizes that he gave up resisting. He actually finds it nice....strangely nice. Suddenly Shii stops, pulling up away from and licking her lips off with her tongue. Her tongue was in a shade of bright pink.

It was acutally cute.

"This. Never. Happened. OKAY? I just wanted some of coke okay?" She defends, blushing madly red like his jacket.

Coke-kun smiles for the first time. "Yeah I know."

THE END.

A/N: SO YEAH I MADE A SHII X COKE THAT JUST GOT RANDOM AND A GIR DOMINATING A BOY FOR THE FIRST TIME AND THE LAST PART IS GETTING LAZY AND YEAH THANKS FOR READING AND SORRY FOR THE CAPS LOCK GOT LAZY XD

MAPLEMOCHI-CHAN SIGNING OUT *two finger salutes*