We Ship what we ship (OTP Book)

Spare Me a Glance or Two- John x Minori (Homestuck/GAP)

A/N: SKDJSKDFSDJFDKJFDNVCVESFEW;DDSLFSDDJESKLFSDDSKDSJFDSJFDSL;FJSDLFCVX,MV.VDDFSDFLKSFKS OKAY WTF AM I DOING?!?!?!?! LIKE FUCK SERIOUSLY ME AND JOHN EGBERT PFFFT THIS IS GONNA BE LAUGH! *suddenly publishes this oneshot* To be honest, I don't really like anyone in particular in Homestuck but I was given a decision to choose between John and Jake, so....I think John is better? XD

Anyway, enjoy~

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Minori Shizuno gawks at the person presented up at the front. She doesn't believe her own eyes but didn't bother to remove her glasses and clean them because those stuff just make her feel like an idiot right now.

This all probably started in an ordinary Saturday with Minori and her Toshiba laptop, she was scrolling down in her Facebook, slightly bored and half amused at some recent posts she viewed. Suddenly a small "ping" sound echoes and the raven jumps at the new private message, it wasn't from the GAP group chat this time.

It was from John Egbert.

Pfft yeah right as if the real John Egbert would talk to you over the internet, this was an admin who owns a the aforementioned Homestuck character page. Their friendship started when Minori commented in one of his posts-and yes, he told her that he was a male admin- and surprisingly the latter comments and one way or another they became close and PM-ed each other like everyday.

The female tries not to be shy really, at first she really thought the admin was a girl because basically she thinks men doesn't really do these kinds of things, until now that is.

Back to the present, Minori happily replies to the boy's salutations. Just like the Homestuck character he lives in Washington and his first name was John which was a coincidence that made the girl laugh to herself.

Today John was telling her that he has to move out soon, out of Washington specifically, and go off to somewhere, he didn't tell her where actually or even give a wink face or a hint. Minori didn't really care anyway actually, she was just happy that he was happy and well about this moving away from the neighborhood and his real friends weren't really in that particular state too, so she has an argument if anyone does oppose her statement.

She wishes the boy good luck and the boy replies with a "Hehehe" and a smiley face. The GAP knows that she has friendly conversations with John and didn't seem to mind her at all so that's that, irrelevant sentences.

Back to the REAL present, to the classroom where a real life person of JOHN EGBERT is standing and smiling ever so "adoradorky" whatever they call it. Minori almost wanted to drop her jaw there if it weren't for the bad impression she is not to be giving to the teachers. The girls were already squealing and screaming at his dorkiness and also handsomeness, who couldn't blame them, he was handsome somewhat. This Minori just shrugs, she basically don't have any relation to this at all, well maybe 50-50.

Egbert suddenly catches her staring eye and waves at her meekly. Minori jumps at this, suddenly acting like her crush in Hetalia, bashful and looking around to make sure she wasn't the one he was waving at.

The teacher introduces John Egbert who also later tells a little bit of himself. He says he lives in Washington and blah blah the usual latter. Minori mentally slaps herself, even his VOICE sounds so canon and fit for his character. Her mind is drifting to possible theories to this matter if it weren't for the loud voices of nagging chicks! Ugh, Minori growls lowly.

The teacher once again speaks up, stammering and tries to keep the whole class, aka the girls, in order and control. She speaks up about who will volunteer to give him the tour around the school which results to many sudden fangirls raising hands up and saying "Me me me me!" all the time, the protagonist suddenly remembers that creepy song "Me me me" and cringes to herself.