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Poker Face -John x Minori (Homestuck/GAP) [Smut?]

A/N: Inspired by a MSPARP Roleplay me and some John roleplayer. Shh...he doesn't know anything. Just gonna tell you that he wanted to do some smut with me, I would because it's a new experience for me, but he made our roleplay on in the wrong time because bro wants to use my laptop and mom suddenly becomes suspicious, I didn't want to leave him and in the same time don't want to make some smut. Good thing his connection malfunctioned and I just be like, catch you later bro *double pistols and a wink* So this is an oneshot based in the rp, how it went and how it will probably end.

Who da heck reads these notes eh? ◕ヮ◕

Probably dedicated to that dude roleplayer, he stayed with me and he kind of made our chat fun :D

MAGIC KAITO KID MENTION MENTION~ If ur eyes know *wonk wonk*

Enjoy~

PS. I PROBABLY MADE JOHN OOC HERE OR SOMETHING SO SORRY IN ADVANCE IF I DID SOMETHING WRONG TO HIM *cries on the wall while making cicada noises*

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John Egbert, the wandering teleporting Heir of Breath stares back in confusion at the stranger in front of him. He recently got these new teleportation powers with absolutely no control over at all, accidentally teleports himself to another version of Earth.

His blue ocean eyes shines with the full moon standing behind the stranger, making him/her glow a bit. He can't really tell if the person was a male or female, as the person was wearing a white tuxedo with a blue neck tie, matching pants, sharp tipped shoes, swishing with the wind cape and top hat that covered most of the face features, not only that, the person was also wearing a monocle over the right eye and only a grin revealing with the only feature on the head.

The person waves a gloveless hand, while the other one remains in the pants pocket. "Ello there!" The voice was deep and smooth, he must be a guy. "Um....hello? I'm John." The boy greets the other, suddenly realizing that the streets were deserted, not that he matter anyway.

"Ello there John, no need to be so formal! I'm shy myself..." The person tries to be gentlemanly but obviously John wasn't less-dense as he should be, he tilts his head in reply. "Your name is Shy?"

The nameless person flinches, his/her hand twitching as if he/she resists the urge to face palm at this idiocy of a man. "Call me Nameless." The clad in white person greets, returning back to the poker face smile.

"O—kay, Nameless then." John awkwardly echoes. "So, what brings you here?" He asks, though it was supposed to be the other way around. "I'm doing my mission! And turns out, you happened to be in my quest list, John!" The person smiles, striding like a cool kid and side glancing at the suddenly confused boy.

"Quest?" What the heck, I just got here?! And...a quest? The boy points to himself. "Well you see, I go around and annoy people with kawaii emojis, they always ditch and abscond me, it's quite a bother." The person fake shrugs and faking a "People just be like—-" face and sighing.

"Probably because you look like a murderer?" John says out of the blue and the person seems affected, flinching again. Nameless retreats to the corner of the wide dead end and epic sobs there. "HOW CAN THEY SAY THAT?! AND ALL I DID WAS SENDING KAWAII EMOTICONS!!!!"

The God tier boy blinks at the sudden change of emotions, one moment he/she was emotionless and then suddenly become so sensitive. "Wow, so overly sensitive huh?" John jokes, peevishly walks a bit closer, only take a few steps.

The Nameless gazes back at the boy and suddenly stands up, dusting off the clothes and returns once again back to his/her poker face. "Oh contraire John, you don't know me very well. And so that concludes that I may or may not be sensitive as you may think, I might be acting or probably just finding some way to entertain you and plus, you don't even know my gender to begin with."