A/N: Kind of inspired by my paradox grandpa Kuru's irritation and possibly hatred to me .-.
Enjoy~
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John Egbert knew that he got the nerdy look, he was normally dubbed as the 'Egderp', adorable John, cute or anything related to that. But he just can't seem to stand a certain fan of his cuteness.
Minori fucking Shizuno.
Well, okay, he doesn't really hate the girl entirely but it just makes him so triggered when he accidentally turns cute to Minori's gaze and she just melts there and hugs him and cuddles him and shit.
Argh! He can't take all the bone crushing hugs and ear-bleeding squeals. She's a freaking creep when she does that.
And like any ordinary day, he would stumble into the GAP with his friends. He eyes Minori who waved at him kindly, she seems...sane...for once. The blue-eyed boy kind of felt sorry for Kuru, being another of her victims.
He and his friends watches Yuki swatting a seemingly innocent Minori away from Kuru neither trying to save the boy from the clutches of the bespectacled girl or that she is trying to avoid pedophilia between the two.
A fucking signal to run the hell outta here before Minori tackles John down and hug him to pieces.
But...she just looked at him innocently and slowly smiled. John blinks, no tackling? What's up?
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John knew that Minori cannot stay sane any longer, when the boy was laughing at Yuki's joke the girl just immediately hugs him and squeals at him.
"Awww you're so cute John~!" She exclaims, head rubbing against his arm. Aforementioned boy struggles for freedom but Minori holds onto his arm tightly. "Okay, okay I get it I'm cute, let me go already!" John's usual happy mood was turned off by the very actions of the Shizuno girl.
Suddenly, their friends just disappeared, probably going to leave them alone to whatever they think John and Minori are gonna do. The ebony haired boy groans at this, shippings, fuck JoMi whatever they call their shipping name.
"Would you fucking cut it out?!" John suddenly snaps, finally breaking free from her deadly grip when she heard his booming face. "No one likes it when you do that okay? If Kuru hates it, then I hate it too! Like what the fuck Minori? Who does that, hugging and creeping the hell out out of everyone saying that they're cute and shit?!" The boy blabbers as Minori stands there, baffled...her eyes started blinking rapidly and she was shaking a bit.
"Ehehe, I-I'm sorry John, I kind of forgot that you wanted personal space sorry. Just like Karkat I guess, ehehe. I need to return a book at the library so...bye." She quickly dismisses herself, swiftly turning away with her head down low.
John was too pissed to even notice anything out of the ordinary. He glares at Minori's retreating back until she makes a sharp turn to the right corridor and disappears.
"What the fuck Egderp?" Dave calls out, coming out from who-the-hell-knows where with the others. "What? She was creeping me out!" John yells at them exasperatedly. "I second that." Kuru blankly raises a hand and John's face slowly fades back to normal.
"But Egbert, you shouldn't yell at Minori like that, she—"
Suddenly Norami smacks the Nic Cage fan down to the floor.
"WOAH NORAMI EASY!" Roxy yells behind her. "Fuck you John, you just made Minori fucking cry!" Toxic green eyes glared down to blue shocked ones. "She's fine, she just went off to return a bo—-" John struggles to get up whle holding onto his bruised cheek.
"You have no idea what she feels....She's sensitive..." Shii mumbles, trying to control her anger.
John suddenly feels bad, oh gog, why would he yell at her? She probably didn't know that he hates her when she does all the hugging and stuff.
"I-I'll go apologize to her..." John stammers, unable to cope with the guilt and shame as he slowly gets up.
"Go before I hit YOU in the di—" Yuki was in the brick of getting pissed but Dirk stops her but shutting her mouth from behind. "Go on John, face her like a man!" Jake encourages and the cousin nods and heads off to where Minori would be.
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It wasn't really hard to find her, a secluded place was one thing she would go for when she wants to be alone. Minori was sitting on the bench, staring down at the blade of grass on her feet, her glasses beside her as if she was ready for the tears.
Oh gog, this sight just makes John's stomach churn.
When he was about to step in the scene, he could hear small sobs and sniffs from the girl. She was literally crying. Oh gog. Minori's fist hits the wooden plank beside her as she sobs "stupid stupid stupid" over and over again.
"I'm such a fucking creep, a weirdo...no wonder no one likes me...not t-that I care..." She sniffs to herself.
John can't take it anymore and just walks up in front of her. "Minori I—"
She just continues on sobbing and sobbing.
Oh gog.
"No, I-I should be sorry John, I didn't mean to make you mad...you-you're just..." She tries to fix her sentences and wipes her tears, her head still hanging low, she didn't want to look at him.
"I..I know that you're going to be mad when I do creepy things...even though they're not really that creepy...maybe. But I thought you would just say it nicely or something but you react just like Kuru, glaring and stuff, maybe I should've prepared for this day to come, the day when you start to hate me—"
Suddenly arms envelop her, her head on John's shoulder. He was kneeling in front of the girl.
"I'm sorry, I'm so so so fucking sorry Minori..." He mumbles. Minori can't help but hug him back, this is rarely his type to hug a creep like her. "Hehehe you're so c-c-cute..." She tries to laugh all the problems out, it was all too awkward for her to think straight, a bad move to try lifting the mood up.
"You're cute when you cry Minori." John mumbles. His face was beet red that Minori can't see behind her back.
He felt the girl jolt, he just hugs her tighter. "N-No way! That's just...weird..." Her voice lowers, trying to wipe her tears away.
"Hey, it's kind of fair to say that if you get to say I'm cute, get to say you're cute!" John chuckles, his fingers playing with her hair.
"Your hair is so soft!" He pulls one handful of hair and smells it. "Also smells good! So cute!" He teases truthfully. "No it's not!" Minori pouts, they were still hugging.
John actually like hugging her, Minori awkwardly patting his back and stuff. Her awkwardness was actually the first thing he declares to himself as...cute.
Maybe he is also a creep himself.
THE END

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