"Hey Hawaii."
Said girl cringes a bit, takes an earphone bud of one ear as she turns to the boy sitting a few chairs away from her. She brings up a scowl, she didn't like that smirk, that tint of mischievousness in his eyes. He was using the back of his chair for support for his arms, his head resting on his right palm.
"Yes, Romano?" She attempts to lower her growling tone, she didn't like anyone interrupting her music time.
"I heard you're good at algebra," He starts up, smirk going wider. Hawaii gives him a weird look, raising a brow. "Uh yeah?" She's okay with it at least, anything just to finish Math class."
"Then can you replace my X without asking Y?"
"..."
The state and country shares a stare, the female with a dubious look and the male finding amusement in her face.
"What did you just say?"
"I just came by to talk to you. Sweetness is my weakness~" He purrs out, leaning on his crossed arms as he watches Hawaii freaking out.
"Okay what are you—"
"You know, I used to be a Gambler..." He ignores Hawaii, turning away to make a prideful pose on the chair, swishing his hair making his curl wiggle at his wake. "Who knew all I needed was my Queen of Hearts~" His smirk would never more grow wider as he can hear Hawaii fuming behind him.
"Are those—"
"You're so cute, its distracting me~"
"Okay just---SHUT UP!"
"But I can't shut up."
"....Why not?" Hawaii's hands are in fists now.
"Because I need your lips connecting to mine~"
ALRIGHT THAT'S IT! Hawaii literally flips her desk (FUDGIN TABLE FLLIPPP) and making other tables tumble around, sending a smug faced Romano flying along with his chair tugged between his strong legs among the debris of what used to be a classroom.
Romano climbs off his chair, dusting himself off and looks down at his knee in mocked pain. "Hey do you have a band aid?"
Hawaii stopped stomping her way to the country, her punch lowering in confusion. "No, why?"
"Because I scrapped my knees falling for you."
The state roars in anger and grips Romano's school collar close to her face. "ONE MORE FUCKING PICK UP LINE AND I SWEAR I'LL SEND YOU TO HEAVEN."
"And what time do you want to be in heaven with me~?" Romano purrs out, comically raising a brow and smiling.
Hawaii angrily head bangs Romano's forehead, letting his collar go as he falls down to the ground with a thud. She cracks her neck, glaring one last time at the unconscious Italian country and grabs her school bag, about to take her leave.
"Hm. You look cold, want me to use as a blanket?"
"The only thing I'm using you as a punching bag!"
"Ohh~ Kinky are we now~"
Hawaii didn't reply after that, she doesn't have time for flirty assholes.
"W-Wait!" Romano's tone of voice drastically changed that it made Hawaii pause her footsteps.
"What now? Do you need a helping hand in the clinic now?" She inquires, turning her head putting up the same scowl.
"You forgot something!" Romano calls out but he wasn't getting anything Hawaii seemed to forget dropping her way out.
"What?"
"ME!" Romano openly opens his arms with the biggest dorky grin she ever seen.
SLAM!
Hawaii's bag meets Romano's face.
Honestly, the state can't take all the pick-up lines, whatever he is doing he's doing this to irritate the chick off.
But we all know Romano means all those pick-up lines~
End.
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A/N: Back from writer's block MAYBE so I guess I'll update two days later, cuz I got busy with drawing for Homestuck and art classes and plus I get sleepy afterwards, pardon my sudden disappearance for now I guess I'll be making oneshots lol XD
PICK-UP LINES ARE THE BEST XD maybe im just really getting bored from the recent electricity interruption
Stay awesome guys ;)
PS. Pick-up lines are from http://pickup-lines.net/
-MapleMochi-chan *signing off*
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