Question 9

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Sasha: Eren, would you ever cheat on Mikasa?

Eren: Why would I?

Sasha: Because

Eren: What's that suppose to mean?

Historia: Think

Mikasa: Eren won't be able to cheat on me

Eren: Why?

Mikasa: Because as soon as I find out, she's dead the next day

Eren: Note to self, don't cheat on Mikasa

Mikasa: *looks down upset* So you were planning on cheating on me?

Eren: I'm not cheating on you. It was a joke

Mikasa: That wasn't a good joke

Jean: Mikasa, remember, I'm always available

Eren: So in other words, you're always single?

Jean: I wouldn't say that

Armin: Eren, would you be with Mikasa if she was fat?

Eren: Yes

Mikasa: Really?

Eren: I'm not with you because of your body

Jean: Then why are you with her?

Eren: Because of her personality, dumbass!

Armin: What if she was stupid?

Eren: Same, I'd still be with her

Mikasa: I have a loyal boyfriend

Armin: Would you ever tell Mikasa that you hate her to keep her safe?

Eren: When the fuck would that ever happen?

Armin: The rumbling

Eren: The what?

Armin: Nothing!

Jean: What the fuck is the rumbling?

Armin: I-uh

Mikasa: I'd also like to know

Armin: The rumbling is a dream I had

Eren: What happened in the dream?

Armin: Uh, nothing

Reiner: Eren!

Eren: Yeah!

Reiner: Come here quickly!

Mikasa: Am I the only one who forgot that Reiner exists?

Reiner: That's fucking rude, Mikasa!

Mikasa: Didn't mean for him to hear that

Eren: I'm coming back now-now

Mikasa: Be quick

Eren: Cool, bye!

Armin: So, Mikasa, would you ever cheat on Eren?

Mikasa: never, not in this lifetime or the next

Armin: Would you date Eren is he was fat?

Mikasa: Why are you asking all these questions?

Connie: No reason

Sasha: When did you get here?

Armin: So, would you date Eren if he was fat?

Mikasa: Yes, of course

Armin: Would you date Eren if he was stupid?

Mikasa: Yes

Sasha: Mikasa?

Mikasa: Yeah, what's up

Sasha: Let's wait for Eren to come back so I can ask you

2 hours later

Eren: I'm back!

Mikasa: Okay

Sasha: Can I ask my question now?

Mikasa: Yes

Eren: Wait, what?

Armin: Sasha has a question for them?

Connie: Can't wait to hear the answer

Jean: I'm not excited for this question

Eren: Ask

Sasha: Mikasa, if Eren broke up with you, would you date his best friend or sob for the next year

Mikasa: You're best friend is Armin, right?

Eren: Yep. So if I broke up with you, would you date Armin or cry for a year?

Mikasa: Cry for a year

Eren: Awww, babe *hugs Mikasa*

Sasha: What about you, Eren? If Mikasa broke up with you, would you date her best friend or cry for a year?

Eren: Your best friend is Sasha, right?

Mikasa: Yeah

Sasha: That's right!

Eren: I wouldn't cry for a year, that's right

Mikasa: *looks down*

Eren: I'd cry for the rest of my life and I'd never get over it

Mikasa: Awww, my loyal and idiot boyfriend

Sasha: Mikasa, if Eren broke up with you, would you date Armin, Connie or Jean and you HAVE to date ONE of them

Mikasa: Why is the all suddenly about me and Eren breaking up?

Connie: No reason

Mikasa: Okay, let me think. I'll date Jean.

Sasha: Really?

Jean: So you like me after Eren, good to know

Mikasa: No, I don't

Eren: Wait, what?

Mikasa: I don't like Jean at all

Jean: But then why would you date me?

Mikasa: Because I know that you like me

Jean: So you wouldn't date me for your sake, but for mine?

Mikasa: Of course, why else would I date you?

Eren: Now that's just sad

Jean: Fuck you, Eren

Eren: Fuck you too Horseface

Mikasa: It's like you want me to hate the two of you

Eren: You'll never hate me, admit it

Mikasa: Yeah, you're right

Eren: Because I'm your loyal, stupid boyfriend

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