Sasha: Eren, would you ever cheat on Mikasa?
Eren: Why would I?
Sasha: Because
Eren: What's that suppose to mean?
Historia: Think
Mikasa: Eren won't be able to cheat on me
Eren: Why?
Mikasa: Because as soon as I find out, she's dead the next day
Eren: Note to self, don't cheat on Mikasa
Mikasa: *looks down upset* So you were planning on cheating on me?
Eren: I'm not cheating on you. It was a joke
Mikasa: That wasn't a good joke
Jean: Mikasa, remember, I'm always available
Eren: So in other words, you're always single?
Jean: I wouldn't say that
Armin: Eren, would you be with Mikasa if she was fat?
Eren: Yes
Mikasa: Really?
Eren: I'm not with you because of your body
Jean: Then why are you with her?
Eren: Because of her personality, dumbass!
Armin: What if she was stupid?
Eren: Same, I'd still be with her
Mikasa: I have a loyal boyfriend
Armin: Would you ever tell Mikasa that you hate her to keep her safe?
Eren: When the fuck would that ever happen?
Armin: The rumbling
Eren: The what?
Armin: Nothing!
Jean: What the fuck is the rumbling?
Armin: I-uh
Mikasa: I'd also like to know
Armin: The rumbling is a dream I had
Eren: What happened in the dream?
Armin: Uh, nothing
Reiner: Eren!
Eren: Yeah!
Reiner: Come here quickly!
Mikasa: Am I the only one who forgot that Reiner exists?
Reiner: That's fucking rude, Mikasa!
Mikasa: Didn't mean for him to hear that
Eren: I'm coming back now-now
Mikasa: Be quick
Eren: Cool, bye!
Armin: So, Mikasa, would you ever cheat on Eren?
Mikasa: never, not in this lifetime or the next
Armin: Would you date Eren is he was fat?
Mikasa: Why are you asking all these questions?
Connie: No reason
Sasha: When did you get here?
Armin: So, would you date Eren if he was fat?
Mikasa: Yes, of course
Armin: Would you date Eren if he was stupid?
Mikasa: Yes
Sasha: Mikasa?
Mikasa: Yeah, what's up
Sasha: Let's wait for Eren to come back so I can ask you
2 hours later
Eren: I'm back!
Mikasa: Okay
Sasha: Can I ask my question now?
Mikasa: Yes
Eren: Wait, what?
Armin: Sasha has a question for them?
Connie: Can't wait to hear the answer
Jean: I'm not excited for this question
Eren: Ask
Sasha: Mikasa, if Eren broke up with you, would you date his best friend or sob for the next year
Mikasa: You're best friend is Armin, right?
Eren: Yep. So if I broke up with you, would you date Armin or cry for a year?
Mikasa: Cry for a year
Eren: Awww, babe *hugs Mikasa*
Sasha: What about you, Eren? If Mikasa broke up with you, would you date her best friend or cry for a year?
Eren: Your best friend is Sasha, right?
Mikasa: Yeah
Sasha: That's right!
Eren: I wouldn't cry for a year, that's right
Mikasa: *looks down*
Eren: I'd cry for the rest of my life and I'd never get over it
Mikasa: Awww, my loyal and idiot boyfriend
Sasha: Mikasa, if Eren broke up with you, would you date Armin, Connie or Jean and you HAVE to date ONE of them
Mikasa: Why is the all suddenly about me and Eren breaking up?
Connie: No reason
Mikasa: Okay, let me think. I'll date Jean.
Sasha: Really?
Jean: So you like me after Eren, good to know
Mikasa: No, I don't
Eren: Wait, what?
Mikasa: I don't like Jean at all
Jean: But then why would you date me?
Mikasa: Because I know that you like me
Jean: So you wouldn't date me for your sake, but for mine?
Mikasa: Of course, why else would I date you?
Eren: Now that's just sad
Jean: Fuck you, Eren
Eren: Fuck you too Horseface
Mikasa: It's like you want me to hate the two of you
Eren: You'll never hate me, admit it
Mikasa: Yeah, you're right
Eren: Because I'm your loyal, stupid boyfriend
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Eremika asked weird questions
RomanceLet's say that their friends didn't know anything about love. They are gonna ask Eren and Mikasa. How will they react to the questions they will ask? What kind of questions will they ask? Lol, watch most of these answer be STUPID! BTW, 90% of all th...
