Armin: Hey Eren?
Eren: What?
Armin: After you and Mikasa get married, how long will you guys wait to have kids?
Eren: We-We aren't even married yet!
Mikasa and Sasha: *walks into the room* You have to understand though-
Sasha: But that doesn't make sense!
Armin: Hey, Sasha...Mikasa
Mikasa: Hey Armin. Hey Eren!
Sasha: Hey guys!
Eren: So, what were you guys talking about?
Mikasa: About-
Sasha: I was asking Mikasa about relationships!
Armin: And?
Mikasa: That was it. What were you guys talking about?
Eren: Let's-Let's not talk about that!
Armin: I asked Eren how long until he has kids
Mikasa: Are you married!?
Eren: No! We're still dating!
Sasha: ARE YOU CHEATING ON MIKASA!?
Eren: GOD NO! I SWEAR!
Mikasa: Then why was Armin asking about kids if you aren't married? You don't know something that I don't, do you?
Eren: What?
Sasha: I'm also confused. What did you just say?
Mikasa: *sighs* Do you know something that I don't?
Armin: Let me just say this...you're not pregnant, Mikasa. Don't worry
Mikasa: *sighs a sigh of relief* Thank god-not to say that being pregnant would be a bad thing!
Eren: No, I agree. If you got pregnant, it would not be a good thing...especially at the fact that titans exist
Sasha: So, when are you guys getting married?
Mikasa: E-Eventually
Eren: Yeah, I know that for a fact
Mikasa: Really?
Eren: Definitely, I promise...if we live to that day-
Mikasa: *punches Eren* Don't speak like that
Eren: Women...are you mad?
Mikasa: No *looks at her fist*
Armin: Can one of you just answer my question?
Mikasa: Fine. What is the question?
Armin: How long, after you two are married, are you going to have kids?
Sasha: If I were you, I would have kids three years after
Mikasa: Three years!? There's no way I'm waiting for so long!
Eren: Wow-
Mikasa: Ah, I mean! Uh...yeah, I'm not going to continue
Eren: How long do you want to wait until we have kids?
Mikasa: Well, how do you feel about it?
Eren: Hmm, let me think...I wanna wait a year or two
Mikasa: That actually sounds good, not like Sasha's idea *glares at Sasha*
Sasha: It's not my fault! I'm not dating anyone! I don't know how important kids are!
Mikasa: Neither do I, I just want to have kids with Eren
Jean: Why though?
Mikasa: That is none of your business
Armin: How did you get here?
Jean: Magic
Sasha: You wish
Mikasa: Let's just end this conversation. I don't want to talk about the future anymore
Eren: Hey, it'll all be okay *hugs Mikasa*
Mikasa: *hugs him back*
Sasha: They're cute, aren't they?
Jean and Armin: I disagree
Sasha: Why do you disagree, Armin?!
Armin: Because-
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Eremika asked weird questions
RomanceLet's say that their friends didn't know anything about love. They are gonna ask Eren and Mikasa. How will they react to the questions they will ask? What kind of questions will they ask? Lol, watch most of these answer be STUPID! BTW, 90% of all th...
