Eremika asked weird questions

Question 8

Jean: Do you find Mikasa hot or sexy?

Mikasa: I'm starting to wonder if there's something mentally wrong with you, Jean?

Jean: What the fuck, Mikasa?

Mikasa: Did you not just hear what you asked?

Eren: Is it possible to get your head checked out?

Armin: Yeah, that actually is possible

Eren: Cool, can we get that for Jean?

Jean: I feel insulted

Eren: You should

Mikasa: *hits the back of Eren's head slightly* That's mean, Eren

Eren: Since when do you care about me being mean?

Mikasa: Always

Eren: I almost murdered someone the other day and you left me alone

Mikasa: That's different. You're being mean as a human

Eren: I WAS HUMAN!

Sasha: Wait, what?

Eren: This other girl-you know what, you guys don't care. 

Mikasa: Eren...

Eren: What's up?

Mikasa: Nothing

Armin: So who was the girl?

Eren: Who cares, she's practically dead

Mikasa: You're going to kill her, aren't you?

Eren: No.....

Mikasa: I'm not even going to try to stop you

Jean: What have you become Mikasa?

Mikasa: Me?

Jean: No, sorry the Mikasa behind you. Of course you!

Mikasa: No need to be so sarcastic

Jean: Whatever *rolls eyes*

Connie: Hormones are NOT working with Jean

Jean: Huh?

Connie: Hormones

Jean: Don't know what the fuck that is?

Sasha: How did we stray so far from the original question?

Connie: I don't know

Jean: Eren couldn't answer the question even if he tried

Eren: Really?

Jean: Yeah, you're too much of a wimp

Eren: Oh, you think?

Mikasa: Eren-

Jean: Then answer it, dumbass

Mikasa: Eren-

Eren: Gladly! Mikasa is-

Mikasa: Eren! Can you fucking listen to me!

Eren: Sorry! I didn't hear you!

Mikasa: Don't answer the question

Eren: Why?

Mikasa: *sighs* You're being gullible. Jean wants you to answer the question and he's tricking you into answering it

Eren: Are you being serious?

Mikasa: Do you think I'd ever lie to you?

Eren: Wow, that's low Jean

Mikasa: I'm dating an idiot

Eren: Just for now

Mikasa: Why? Are you going to break up with me?

Eren: Why the fuck would I break up with you!?

Mikasa: I don't know

Eren: Anyway, something is going to happen pretty soon. Not yet though

Mikasa: You sure you're not breaking up with me?

Sasha: Eren's not breaking up with you, I can promise you that

Jean: Dammit, so much talking and I still don't have my answer

Connie: Yeah, pretty much

Jean: *grumbles* This fucking sucks

Sasha: Hey, Eren?

Eren: Yeah?

Sasha: Does Mikasa swear often?

Eren: No

Armin: Really?

Eren: Yeah, Mikasa has never been one to swear

Jean: She still does though

Eren: No shit genius. She just swore earlier

Mikasa: Language, Eren

Eren: Why do you talk to me about the smallest things

Armin: What do you mean?

Eren: She lectures me about my language but doesn't stop me when I tried to kill someone while a human

Jean: You're hopeless and an idiot

Mikasa: I agree

Eren: *grabs Mikasa's waist* I'm your idiot. Remember that

Connie: I can't tell what I feel towards you guys right now

Jean: If you hate Eren, I understand

Connie: Who said I hate Eren?

Jean: I hate him

Sasha: And thank you for the useless information

Jean: Fuck you, Sasha

Mikasa: Jean

Jean: What?

Mikasa: Can you not swear at Sasha?

Jean: Why the fuck would you care?

Mikasa: Because Sasha is my best friend

Jean: SO YOU DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT ME!?

Mikasa: What must I care about you?

Jean: *grumbles*

Sasha: Eren, have you ever murdered anyone?

Eren: Yeah, in total, three people

Mikasa: Three people? Where does the third come from?

Eren: Let's just say that she's no longer on this Earth

Mikasa: She?

Eren: Shit

Connie: Dumbass, just gave himself away

Armin: Who did you kill?

Mikasa: I accept it

Eren: You accept what?

Mikasa: The fact that my boyfriend is a complete idiot and a murderer.

Eren: If you knew the reason, you wouldn't think that

Mikasa: Then tell me the reason

Eren: Can we go?

Mikasa: Knew it, you can't

Eren: Whatever