Mikasa: Eren?
Eren: Yeah?
Mikasa: Would you ever marry me?
Eren: *looks down and blushes* I-I don't know
Mikasa: Okay...
Eren: Would you ever marry me?
Mikasa: I suggest we leave this question
Eren: True, we're only teens
Mikasa: We've got our whole life to decide
Eren: Then why did you ask?
Mikasa: I wanted to know
Connie, Sasha and Jean: *breaks down Eren's door*
Eren: WHAT THE FUCK, GUYS!
Connie: SORRY! THIS WAS ALL SASHA'S FAULT!
Sasha: ME?! HOW DARE YOU BLAME ME!
Jean: RUN!
Eren: *gets up and starts chasing them*
Armin: *walks in and looks at the door that's lying on the floor* They messed this door up bad, huh?
Mikasa: How heavy are they?
Armin: Mikasa
Mikasa: Yeah?
Armin: What's the best way to pleasure a women?
Mikasa: Why?
Armin: No reason
Mikasa: I'm not answering that
Armin: WHY!?
Mikasa: BECAUSE THAT'S AWKWARD!
Armin: NO, IT'S NOT!
Mikasa: Armin, what happened to you?
Armin: Nothing
Mikasa: Who have you been hanging out with?
Armin: Well, Sasha and Annie
Mikasa: Can you not hang out with them anymore?
Armin: Why?
Mikasa: *stands up and pokes his forehead softly* Because they are poisoning your mind
Armin: How?
Mikasa: When we were kids, you were never so interested in these things
Armin: Well, I was a kid back then and it's not like I'm even doing it, unlike you
Mikasa: We-We're not talking about me
Armin: But I'm just talking about it
Mikasa: I don't care. I don't want you asking me about these things anymore, let alone talking about it
Armin: So I can't talk about it?
Mikasa: No
Armin: You can't control me!
Mikasa: I may not, but I know you'll listen to Eren
Armin: Well-
Eren: Those fucking morons! MY FUCKING DOOR!
Mikasa: Eren, my love, can you tell Armin something?
Eren: *walks over to Mikasa* Yeah, what?
Mikasa: *wraps her arm around Eren's arm and leans her head on his shoulder* Tell Armin to not talk about these dirty things, please
Eren: *looks at Mikasa* But why-
Mikasa: *kissed his cheek* Please, my love?
Eren: *turns to Armin* Do what she says, Armin
Armin: But why?
Eren: Ask her, not me
Mikasa: Your mind is being poisoned
Armin: So?
Eren: Trust us, it's best to not have such a dirty mind. We speak from experience
Armin: What?
Mikasa: You speak from experience, not me
Eren: Let go of my arm! *pulls his arm away from Mikasa*
Mikasa: Aww, come on! I'm sorry!
Eren: Do you TRY to make me seem as if I'm the bad guy!?
Mikasa: No!
Eren: I hate you
Mikasa: *looks down* Eren, I'm really sorry
Eren: Tsk, whatever. I'm going somewhere *leaves*
Mikasa: I hate this world
Armin: Good luck to you!
Mikasa: YOU ARE NOT LEAVING! *grabs his arm*
Armin: What NOW!?
Mikasa: How do I make Eren happy?
Armin: Aren't you dating him?
Mikasa: Yes, but...
Armin: Cuddle close to him tonight
Mikasa: Do you speak from experience?
Armin: No, but it would make him happy if his girlfriend cuddles close to him. Would make me happy
Mikasa: Good to know
Armin: So, can you answer my question?
Mikasa: No
Armin: You suck!
Mikasa: Did you just tell me that I suck?
Armin:....no.....
Mikasa: That's what I thought
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Eremika asked weird questions
RomanceLet's say that their friends didn't know anything about love. They are gonna ask Eren and Mikasa. How will they react to the questions they will ask? What kind of questions will they ask? Lol, watch most of these answer be STUPID! BTW, 90% of all th...
