Jean: Eren, what cute nicknames do you call Mikasa?
Eren: *holds Mikasa in his arms* Why?
Jean: No reason
Eren: *stares at Mikasa* Well, I call her love, babe and many other names
Mikasa: How exactly are you suppose to benefit from hearing that?
Jean: So I know what to call you when we get together
Mikasa: We aren't getting together
Jean: Ouch, that kinda hurts
Mikasa: But I'm with Eren, how can it hurt?
Jean: Don't worry, as soon as Eren dies, I'll be taking his place
Armin: EREN'S DYING!?
Sasha: HOW!?
Connie: Wait, what....?
Eren: Nothing is-
Sasha: *feels Eren's forehead* EREN'S FOREHEAD IS HOT!
Armin: We're all going to miss you, Eren
Connie: I'm sad now
Sasha: *puts her hand on Mikasa's shoulder* You were a good girlfriend to him while he was alive
Mikasa:.....What?
Sasha: Eren....he's dying
Mikasa: Wait...what?
Connie: Sasha felt his forehead
Armin: Eren's dying, he should go lie in bed
Connie: Good idea!
Sasha: *starts dragging Eren off away from Mikasa* Eren needs to get to bed! He needs to live!
Jean: *whispers to Mikasa* I love how no one cares about that fact that Eren is vital to humanity, they only care about the fact that you will be upset
Mikasa: *nods her head*
Armin: We're sorry, Mikasa
Connie: If only he could've lived longer
Armin: I miss him already
Mikasa: Can someone tell me what's happening?
Sasha: Eren's in bed! Let's hope he survives
Mikasa: Wait....survives?
Sasha: Yeah
Mikasa: Is Eren dying?
Connie: Did you not hear us shouting?
Mikasa: No, my mind tuned you all out. I couldn't take the shouting
Armin: Well, we're sorry for your loss
Mikasa:......OH HELL NO IS EREN DYING!
Jean: Wait, understand-
Mikasa: *starts running off to Eren's room*
Jean: You guys happy now?
Sasha: Eren's dying! Why would we be happy!?
Jean: Eren's not dying
Connie:......
Sasha:.......
Armin:.....He's not?
Jean: I was just asking Eren a question
Connie: So Eren's not going to die?
Jean: No, morons
Sasha: MIKASA! EREN'S NOT GOING TO DIE! IT'S ALRIGHT!
Jean: Mikasa can't hear you, dumbass!
Sasha: Worth a try
Jean: *grumbles* I'm friends with idiots, Eren included
Armin: Well, now that Eren isn't dying, we can go fetch him
Jean: Fetch him? Fetch him for what?
Connie: Don't worry
Sasha: Yeah
Jean: But I want to know
Armin; Guys! Let's hurry up!
Sasha: Let's go!
Connie, Sasha, Armin: *runs off*
Jean: GUYS! WHAT'S HAPPENING?!
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RomanceLet's say that their friends didn't know anything about love. They are gonna ask Eren and Mikasa. How will they react to the questions they will ask? What kind of questions will they ask? Lol, watch most of these answer be STUPID! BTW, 90% of all th...
