Sasha: Eren, have you ever eaten Mikasa out?
Mikasa: BYE! *runs away*
Eren: MIKASA! WOMEN, DON'T YOU DARE LEAVE ME ALONE!
Sasha: So? Have you?
Eren: I'm not answering that!
Sasha: So you have?
Eren: Sasha, I have a question for you
Sasha: Yeah?
Eren: Why are you so dirty minded? Like holy fuck
Sasha: Am I dirty minded?
Eren: You don't think you're dirty minded?
Sasha: No, I think I'm normal
Eren: Sasha, you're not normal
Sasha: Anyway, answer my question
Eren: Yeeaaahhhhh, not happening
Armin: Hey guys!
Eren: Hey, Armin! So, um...
Armin: What happened? Why is Eren being weird?
Sasha: I asked him if he ever ate Mikasa out
Armin: BYE!
Eren: *grabs Armin's arm* If you leave me alone, I will kill you!
Armin: Eren! I don't want to know if you ate your girlfriend out! And it's Mikasa, nonetheless! That's gross!
Eren: HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL!?
Armin: Oh yeah, true
Sasha: So, what's the answer?
Eren: I'm going to sleep
Sasha: *smirks* With Mikasa?
Eren: Go fuck yourself
Sasha: Meanie!
Eren: *rolls his eyes and leaves*
Mikasa: So, what did you say? *chuckles*
Eren: What the fuck do you think I said?
Mikasa: Well, do I have to answer?
Eren: I didn't answer
Mikasa: You are not touching me for a week
Eren: What did I do!?
Mikasa: Wouldn't you feel weird touching me now?
Eren: What? No, of course not
Mikasa: Well, I do. Therefore, you can only touch me after a week
Eren: *sighs* I hate Sasha
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Eremika asked weird questions
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