Question 29

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Back to a time before Mikasa and Eren started dating

Mikasa: *knocks on Armin's door* Armin? Are you there?

Armin: *opens the door* What do you want, Mikasa?

Mikasa: I um, how are babies made?

Armin: Excuse me?

Mikasa: I asked my parents about it and they...well, they weren't able to answer me

Armin: So you don't know how babies are made?

Mikasa: No, could you-could you explain it?

Armin: This is very awkward, you know that right-

Mikasa: I KNOW! I just don't know who to ask...

Armin: Ask Eren-

Mikasa: NO! I CAN'T ASK HIM!

Armin: *whispers in her ear* Is it because...nevermind

Mikasa: Just start explaining

Armin: Come in first-

Mikasa: *walks in*

Armin: Okay, so let's use a hotdog example

Mikasa: What?

Armin: I'm gonna pretend that the hotdog is the people

Mikasa: Uh, okay

Armin: So um, I don't even know how to start

Mikasa: I know this is weird, but I need to know

Sasha: *throws Armin's door open* ARMIN! I'M FAILING MY EXMAS! I NEED-hey Mikasa!

Mikasa: Hey Sasha, what do you need?

Sasha: I need help with my studying. I'm getting 0 for my exams

Armin: I can help

Sasha: So why are you here, Mikasa?

Armin: She needs the talk-

Sasha: The sex talk!?

Armin: Y-yeah

Sasha: AHH, MIKASA'S GROWING UP!

Mikasa: Excuse me?

Sasha: I'M MORE THAN HAPPY TO GIVE YOU THAT TALK!

Mikasa: Sasha, stop shouting! What if people hear you?

Sasha: *runs outside to Eren's room* EREN, MIKASA IS FINALLY GETTING THE TALK!

Eren: What?

Sasha: YOU KNOW, THE TALK!

Eren: What's 'the talk'?

Sasha:.....I'LL GIVE IT TO YOU TO! *grabs his arm and forces him to Armin's room*

Eren: SASHA, LET GO OF ME!

Mikasa: Eren? Why are you here?

Armin: Yeah, why is Eren here?

Sasha: I'M GOING TO GIVE MIKASA AND EREN THE TALK!

Eren and Mikasa: *looks at each other while blushing?*

Mikasa: Why do you need the talk?

Eren: I-I don't really need it. What about you?

Mikasa: *turns a bright red* I-I also don't need it! I wanna go!

Sasha: *locks the door* Nope! I'm going to give the talk to both of you!

Armin: Can I at least leave?

Sasha: Sure!

Eren: THAT'S NOT FAIR!

Sasha: Armin doesn't need the talk

Mikasa: Just get it over with

Sasha: Okay, so we'll use hotdogs!

Eren: Do we have to do this?

Sasha: Yes!

Mikasa: Finish already!

Sasha: So, you put the vienna and the bun together and then u add the mustard!

Mikasa: *blushes* I didn't need to hear it like that

Eren: S-same

Sasha: So, know that you guys know how to do it, I'll leave you guys alone!

Eren: Tell me you don't mean-

Sasha: Yep! Enjoy! *smirks and locks the door*

Eren: How is she your best friend?

Mikasa: As much as she does crazy things, I still love her and she's still my best friend

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