Sasha: Since it's only us girls in the room, can we ask you a question, Mikasa?
Mikasa: Yeah
Ymir: No one wants to know the answer, Sasha
Annie: I agree
Historia: As much as I like Eren, I don't want to know
Mikasa: You like Eren?
Sasha: So can I ask?
Mikasa: I would like to understand what Historia just said
Annie: Mikasa, Historia is dating Ymir. Don't get jealous
Mikasa: She knows what will happen if she does
Sasha: Can I ask my question?
Mikasa: Sorry, yes
Sasha: Is Eren big?
Mikasa: Do you mean tall?
Ymir: Does she really not understand?
Mikasa: Well, he's kinda tall yet the same size as me
Historia: She's joking, right?
Mikasa: I'm confused
Sasha: No one is talking about height
Mikasa: What are we talking about then?
Sasha: Use your mind
Mikasa: As much as I would consider myself smart, I'm just confused now
Sasha: Okay, we'll give you a riddle
Mikasa: Okay
Sasha: None of us have seen it except you
Mikasa: Uh
Historia: You have a boyfriend
Mikasa: How does that mean anything. Yeah, I do have a boyfriend
Ymir: You are stupid, aren't you?
Annie: Think of Eren
Mikasa: Okay
Sasha: Now close your eyes and picture his full body
Mikasa: Okay, got the picture
Sasha: He mustn't be naked, okay
Mikasa: What the fuck, Sasha? I'm not THAT dirty minded
Ymir: So you ARE dirty minded
Mikasa: Just continue talking
Sasha: Okay, now focus on his waist
Mikasa: Okay?
Sasha: Now move a bit lower
Mikasa: To his knees?
Sasha: Upper
Mikasa: To his thighs?
Sasha: A bit higher
Mikasa: Uh, okay
Sasha: So you know where I'm talking about
Mikasa: Yes
Sasha: Now remove his clothes
Mikasa: That's sick, Sasha
Historia: Says you of all people
Sasha: Now tell us, is he big or not?
Mikasa: *opens eyes quickly* Oh...that's what you meant...yeah, I'm not answering that
Sasha: Come on! Please!
Mikasa: Why would you ever ask me that!?
Sasha: Because I'm curious
Mikasa: Why!?
Annie: Because she has a sick mind
Sasha: Come on! I never going to find out unless you tell me!
Mikasa: He's...I'm not saying this out loud. Come here
Sasha: *moves towards Mikasa*
Mikasa: *whispers while he face is a bright red* He's big
Sasha: KNEW IT! I KNEW IT, I KNEW IT, I KNEW IT!
Mikasa: I hate you
Sasha: I know
Ymir: I hate this conversation
Historia: Same
Annie: And I hate all of you
Mikasa: We hate you too
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Eremika asked weird questions
RomanceLet's say that their friends didn't know anything about love. They are gonna ask Eren and Mikasa. How will they react to the questions they will ask? What kind of questions will they ask? Lol, watch most of these answer be STUPID! BTW, 90% of all th...
