Mikasa: Okay, for once, I'm ready for your stupid questions
Sasha: *gasps loudly*
Mikasa: Something wrong?
Sasha: I feel insulted! My questions aren't even that bad!
Mikasa: Your questions are the worst
Sasha: MY BEST FRIEND IS INSULTING ME!
Mikasa: You asked me how big Eren was
Eren: Wait...what?
Connie: You're stupid Sasha, I hope you know that
Sasha: Look whose talking!?
Connie: Shut up
Eren: Can someone explain what Sasha said?
Sasha: Everyone has turned against me
Eren: You might be right on that one
Sasha: *looks at the floor and gives sad eyes*
Mikasa: *sighs* Now I feel bad
Jean: NOW YOU FEEL BAD! YOU TELL ME TO GET MY HEAD CHECKED OUT AND DON'T FEEL BAD BUT HURT SASHA'S FEELINGS A BIT AND FEEL BAD!?
Mikasa: Is there a problem?
Jean: WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU, WOMEN!?
Eren: Hey! There's something wrong with her, okay!
Jean: SHE MAKES NO SENSE!
Eren: If she makes no sense, then why simp for her?
Jean: I-I don't simp for her!
Connie: We've all seen the pics, you can't lie
Jean: Dammit! I can't keep anything secret!
Eren: You're horrible at secrets
Jean: Yeah well- Sasha stole meat the other day!
Sasha: Wow, selling me out to get the attention away from you. Low Jean, low
Jean: Whatever!
Armin: Did you steal meat, Sasha?
Jean: Yes! I saw her!
Mikasa: Sasha didn't steal it
Jean: YOU FIRST FEEL BAD FOR HER AND NOW DEFEND HER FOR SOMETHING THAT SHE DID! WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON!?
Mikasa: What do you mean?
Jean: I hate you, right now
Eren: Tell that to the pics in your room
Jean: Shut up, Jeager boy
Mikasa: I gave the meat to Sasha, I just forgot it
Sasha: Mikasa, you made me feel sad
Mikasa: Fine, one question. Only one th-
Sasha: YESSS! MY LIFE IS AMAZING!
Connie: Don't we make your life amazing?
Sasha: After Eren and Mikasa's relationship, you guys make me the happiest
Connie: Fuck you too Sasha, fuck you too
Armin: I-uh, I need to go somewhere
Eren: Where are you going?
Armin: To break into your room
Eren: TO WHAT?
Armin: To the mess hall!
Mikasa: Can you not, Armin?
Eren: I agree with Mikasa
Armin: Fine, can I still go though?
Eren: Yeah
Armin: *takes a few steps away from them*
Mikasa: Come back here, Armin
Armin: *walks back* Why whatever is the matter, dearest friend Mikasa?
Mikasa: *holds her hand out* Give me the screwdriver?
Sasha: SCREWDRIVER!?
Connie: WHY THE HELL DO YOU HAVE A SCREWDRIVER?
Jean: My question is, where the fuck did you get one?
Armin: Don't ask
Eren: Armin, I'm starting to think there's something wrong with you
Armin: Why?
Eren: YOU WOKE MIKASA UP THE OTHER NIGHT JUST TO ASK A PERVERTED QUESTION!
Armin: In my defense, I was trying to wake you both up
Mikasa: You people tire my out
Connie: Now I feel insulted
Sasha: BUT I DIDN'T GET MY QUESTION
Mikasa: Ask
Sasha: Mnnnnn, better make this good
Jean: This is gonna take a long time
Sasha: I just don't know what to ask
Connie: Just watch it be a perverted thing
Sasha: Eren, have you ever fucked Mikasa's ass?
Connie: What did I tell you? Perverted
Eren: Mikasa, there's something wrong with your best friend
Mikasa: *nods head* I know
Sasha: Answer the question!
Eren: No, I haven't
Sasha: Why?
Eren:........you didn't just ask me that, did you?
Armin: Sasha?
Sasha: Yeah?
Armin: You wanna go take a walk
Sasha: No, why?
Armin: No, I mean...a walk
Sasha: Oh! Good idea!
Eren: You both hate walking, what's going on?
Sasha: We don't walk, we just talk about the questions we wanna ask each of you guys
Mikasa: *looks at Eren* we have perverted best friends
Eren: *wraps his arm around Mikasa's waist* But we love them anyway
Armin: Love you guys too
Sasha: Yeah, love you too
Jean: I feel lonely
Mikasa: No on cares
Jean: FUCK YOU, MIKASA!
Mikasa: Fuck you too, Jean
Everyone other than Mikasa: *gasps loudly*
Mikasa: I'm leaving
Eren: Are you happy, Jean!?
Jean: Why would I be happy!?
Eren: I hope you know that I hate you!
Jean: Hate you too, dumbass!
Eren: Horseface!
Jean: Suicidal Maniac!
Eren: Mikasa simp!
Jean: *quiet*
Eren: Hah! I win, I win!
Jean: *grumbles* I hate you
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Eremika asked weird questions
RomanceLet's say that their friends didn't know anything about love. They are gonna ask Eren and Mikasa. How will they react to the questions they will ask? What kind of questions will they ask? Lol, watch most of these answer be STUPID! BTW, 90% of all th...
