Total Drama: Gwen's Story

Chapter 14: Dodge and Hide

"Last time on Total Drama Island... Both teams set out on a canoe trip to deadly Boney Island. Cody hit on Gwen about eighty times, but he made up for it by setting her up with the guy she actually wanted to hang with, Trent. Good strategy, bro. There were winners. And there were losers. Also known as, The Gophers. The last marshmallow was set to go to either Izzy or Lindsay, but the RCMP swooped in and bam! Izzy hightailed it outta there! Man, I knew the girl was nuts, but I didn't know she was totally insane! However, one Gopher may have secretly done something even crazier when she brought home a creepy stick statue voodoo thingy from the deadly haunted island. Will Beth live to regret her souvenir? And can my teeth possibly get any whiter? Find out here on Total. Drama. Island!" Chris said. Once again, Chris led us to our challenge. But first he said that we could all go back to sleep. We were all really tire in the first place. Why do we always have to wake up and watch Chris do the intro. Duncan led me back to his cabin. He still didn't trust Trent.  We all went to sleep. Then we heard a helicopter up above all the cabins. "Oh! Hit the deck! They're coming, man! They found us!" Duncan yelled. We all got up and got ready. I had to go get my own clothing from the girls cabin. Duncan said he wanted me to have a supervisor to walk me over there. I said I could do it myself. I walked over and got my clothes that I was wearing yesterday. I walked over to the communal bathrooms and saw that there was a line. I stood in the line until Bridgette asked "What's the holdup?" "Heather needs her private time." Lindsay told the girls. "How long's queenie gonna be in there? I got urgent business!" Leshawna yelled. I was beginning to get mad. "She could still be a while." Beth told us. "Ugh! That's it. I'm going lumberjack style." I told them. I walked over down to the lake and took off my clothes. I jumped into the water and rinsed my self off. There was red coming from below me. I took a quick peek of what I was under. I looked around underwater and saw that it was one of... Chris's interns?!? I was freaking out. I arose from the water and quickly got out. I looked at my body and saw some bloody water on it. I wiped it off with the towel and grabbed my clothes. I ran back to the cabins and saw everyone staring at me. Including Trent. I got to the cabin and locked the door behind me. I got changed and walked out of there like nothing happened. I stood on the porch of the cabin and heard snickering behind me. I turned around and saw that it was Cody, holding my bra. "What the hell Cody." I said. "Oh, Gwen, hey." He said nervously. I walked up to him and grabbed the bra right out of his hands. "I was just- uh- looking for uh- my- calculator?" Cody said. "Get out." I told him in a stern voice. He ran out of the room. I walked out of the room and heard Chris over the loud speaker. "I hope you're ready for the most challenging challenge yet. Breakfast in three minutes at the campfire pit." He said. I began walking up to the pit when someone was breathing on my shoulder. "Could you not?" I said. I look behind me and saw it was Trent. "Ugh, what do you want?" I said. "I just wanted to talk about our romantic moment on the dock last night." He told me. "I don't...remember that." I told him. "That's right. You shouldn't." "What do you mean?" I asked him. "Oh, I just put a little bit of something in your drink last night." He told me. "ARE YOU CRAZY?!?!" I yelled at him, drawing attention from some of the other campers. "YOU DRUGGED ME? YOU'RE A PSYCHO" "Your welcome." He said. Duncan came running down from the hill. "What the fuck man? You put fucking drugs in her drink?" Duncan said. "What!? No?! I could never do that to such an angel!" Trent replied. At this point I was on the floor crying. I was hoping all this was a dream until D.J had picked me up and brought me over to the campfire pit. He sat me down and asked the interns for a blanket. They handed me a tin foil blanket because they didn't have anything else for me to use. They said I could use it until they began filming. Once everybody was there, they took the blanket and started filming. They forced Trent to sit by me and told me to act happy. So, I put on my happy face and kept telling my self "It will be over soon." "Are you ready for today's extreme max impact challenge?!" Chris said. "We are ready!" Owen added.  "Incoming! This... is breakfast." Chris said throwing us a can of beans. "No, breakfast is crepes, croissants, even Chef's crappy burnt eggs." Heather said. "Beans beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat, the more you–" Owen said before getting hit the head by a can. "Today's challenge is about survival. We're going hunting." Chris said. "That's more like it." Duncan said. Chris pulled out what seemed to be a paintball gun. "Isn't that a paintball gun?" Harold asked. " Why yes Harold. It is." Chris said. "So we won't be killing anything?" Bridgette asked. "Negatory. This is the first ever paintball deer hunt. I'll announce the team's once we get into the woods. So... finish breaky." Chris told us. I heard a massive burp behind me. "Ahhh... Got any more?" Owen asked. Chris told us to go over to the Bass's cabin to wait for the other teammates. Once all of us were down there, there was a crowed of people blocking Trent from getting to me. "And now for the team breakdowns. The Killer Bass hunters are... Harold, Geoff, and Bridgette. Locked and loaded with bass blue paint. And using orange paint are the Gopher hunters, Leshawna, Beth, Owen, Lindsay." Chris said. "Whahoo! This is awesome, man!" Owen cheered. "You also get these stylin' glasses and wicked camo caps! The rest of you are now deer. Here are your antlers, noses, and little whitetails." Chris said throwing out the items. "Yeah right. I am not wearing that." Heather told Chris. "There is no way I'm a deer." Duncan said to Chris. "Take these off and your team is toast." Chris told us. Owen chuckled behind me. "What are you lookin' at?" Duncan asked. He had his tail, ears, and nose on. I could see why Owen was laughing. "Oh, nothing. Bambi." Owen remarked. Owen pulled back Duncan's tail then released it. It had hit Duncan's ass. "You'd better be a good shot, tubby." Duncan told Owen. "Alrighty campers, follow me and I'll show you where you will begin today's challenge." Chris told us. We all began walking into the woods. People were still blocking Trent from getting to me. The teams split up and deer went one way and hunters stayed for 5 minuets at the starting point. "This may be the lamest thing I've ever done in my life." I told my self. "Aw, c'mon. It could be fun. Okay, catch you later." Cody said. Heather went to go sit down. "Are you coming?" I asked her worriedly. "No. I'm going to wait for Lindsay and Beth and make them protect me for the whole game." Heather replied. "Wouldn't that be against the rules?" I asked her. "Do you see a rules person anywhere? Worry about your own fluffy tails." Heather told Trent and I.  "Start your paint balls! Game on!" Chris said through the loud speaker.  I began running and I quickly smelled the scent of piss. Not something I wanted to smell at the start of the game. I was running, forever. I just wanted to get further away from Trent. He's my last option if I can find anybody else to talk to. I eventually accidentally ran in a circle and made it back to the rock the Heather was still sitting on. "Aw, man. We're back to where we started and we haven't seen one deer." Beth said. "Ahem. What took you so long?" Heather asked them. I quickly hid behind a tree. I wanted to hear what was going on. "Were we supposed to come find you?" Beth asked. "Hello? Alliance, anyone?" Heather said sarcastically. "Ooh, ooh, me! Can I be in one?" Lindsay asked. "You already are, Lindsay. That's the point! Now go find me some berries! I'm starving!" Heather yelled at the two. "Woohoo! Yeah!" Lindsay had ran off. Right past me. But I wasn't caught. "Shouldn't we be, y'know, hunting?" Beth asked her. "She is hunting. For me. But actually, berries won't be enough. Go get me some chips." Heather demanded. "In the forest?" Beth asked stupidly. "In the dining hall. Now. And not barbecue!" Heather said. Beth ran off too go get some chips for Heather. I didn't want to expose Heather to the rest of our teammates. But an alliance? Anything else would have been better. I mean, I was kind of expecting someone on the stupid show to have an alliance with one of the worst people there. I was hoping better for Lindsay and Beth. But now their stuck with Heather. Oh well, can't help them now. "Psst!" I heard someone say. "Whoever you are, go ahead. Shoot me. You can't make today any suckier!" Beth said. "You're a hunter, I'm a deer. Slight food chain issue with me shooting you. How goes it?" Cody told her. Thank god it was Cody and Beth. "I'm so done with this game." Beth told Cody. "What happened? Have you bagged any deer yet?" Cody asked. "No. But I did risk my life to steal a bag of chips!" Beth told him. "What took you so long?" Heather asked Beth. "Here. I hope you know what I had to go, go through to get those–" "There's like... eleven chips left. And they're Barbecue! Go exchange them for dill pickle!" Heather yelled at Beth. "No." Beth said sternly. "What did you just say?" Heather asked. "I'm just gonna... yeah." Cody said before running off.  "Gwen?" Cody saw me. "What are you doing here?" "Shut up." I told him. "What?" "Shut up!" I said again. I was too focused on the argument going on between Heather and Beth. "Take it back." Heather said. Beth inhaled then said. "No." "Take. It. Back." Heather repeated. "No, I'm tired of being your slave. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a challenge to complete." Beth said. Then she walked off. I heard a gun shot coming from the left. "Ouch. Whoever you are, this is so not cool!" Heather yelled. There was another gun shot. "Oof!" Heather said while falling over. Someone had shot Heather. Thank god they did. I ran away from the area I was in. There were hunters around me. I didn't want to risk the chance of getting shot. It has been a couple of minutes sense I had been running from the hunters. I saw Duncan sitting under a tree. "Duncan!" I yelled. "Ah, I knew you would find me." He said. "Whatever. Your lucky I'm not a hunter or you would have been dead by now." I told him. "Piss off. I did my hiding part. Where have you been?" "Hiding behind a tree. Heather, Lindsay and Beth are all in a alliance together." I told him. "I should have known. I just thought they were all gay for each other." I pushed him. "6th grade called, your due back in class." I said. He bursted out laughing. "I haven't heard that one before. You got me pasty." He said. "Anything else but nicknames please. It's kind of bitchy." I told him. "I can do what I want" He told me. "I'm sure you can." I said flirtatiously yet in a sarcastic way. We looked into each others eyes. Then it just happened.  We kissed. I accepted it this time because I knew that Trent was using me for my looks. But Duncan was actually cool with the way I acted. We are kind of the same. He pulled back and had to process what just happened. So did I. "Don't you like Courtney?" I asked him. "Yeah... but I like you too-" "Why would you kiss me then?" I said, cutting him off. "Well- It's just- I didn't-" "Iv'e heard enough" I told him. I got up and began walking away. I heard Hunters. I ran. So fast. I wasn't about to lose this challenge. I heard Cody screaming. His scream is pretty recognizable. I saw the main base, where everybody started. I made it. I won. "Tsk tsk tsk. Stealing from Chef. Eating chips in the woods. Being mauled by bears. Do you know what I see here? I see a very undisciplined group. I see a disgraceful mess. I see a massive waste of paint product. And I have to say... that was awesome! Haha! When you guys opened fire on your own team? Wicked TV, guys." Chris said. Other team members began to arrive at the base. I saw Duncan and Courtney's antlers knotted together. "Oh, this is too much." I said laughing. "Duncan, you sly dog, you!" Owen said. "The girl can't keep her antlers off me." Duncan smirked. He got kicked in the kiwis. "Can't even bend over." Duncan squeaked. "Easy, Courtney. Our medical tent is really only equipped for one at a time and Cody's pretty messed up. Well, since three members of the Gophers are dripping in paint... Make that four members. And some of them aren't even deer. I think we have our winner!" Chris said. "You're off to a hunting camp shindig!" Chris added. The Bass had won. Again. My team was mad. Of course. Later on that night it was voting time. "I mean, seriously. Twice in a row? What is wrong with you people? I can't wait to see Beth get kicked off. I just wish I could vote off two campers at once." Heather said. "There are only seven marshmallows on this plate. When I call your name, come up and claim your marshmallow. The camper–" Chris began with. I cut him off by saying "Who does not receive a marshmallow must immediately return The Dock of Shame, catch the Boat of Losers and leave. Can't we just get this over with?" I asked him. "Fine. Whatever. Spoil the moment. Trent. Lindsay. Owen. Gwen. Leshawna. Beth. Campers, this is the final marshmallow tonight. Heather." Chris said. "You are all lucky, okay? Very lucky!" Heather yelled. "Cody. The Dock of Shame awaits, bro. I guess we can help you get there." Chris told Cody. " Bye, Cody!" I told him. " Seeya, buddy!" Leshawna said. "Take care, dude." Owen added. I began walking back to my cabin. "Heeeey Gweeeen~" Someone said. I knew it was Trent the second I heard his voice. "What do you want?" "Oh nothing, I just wanted to do something with you.." I turned around. I saw his figure for a few seconds then I blacked out.