Hashira+the Master gc
Sanemi: Luka Blancrosa.
Luka: What is it?
Sanemi:🖕
That's for dating my brother.
Luka: Not my fault I'm too damn sexy.Phoenix: LOLOLOL!!! His ego went 📈.
Cali: Phoenix, stop laughing. I can see you wheezing beside our grandfather and he is looking at you like you need help.
Shinobu: Phoenix, why is there blood on the mirror in your room? And why is the mirror crumbling because of the blood?
Levi: Phoenix.Phoenix: Whoops. That was my bad. I need to learn that punching mirrors doesn't help you cope.
Shinobu: 🖐️Pause. Repeat that.
Rouge: Phoenix.
Cali: Toxins.
Rengoku: What's with the random word, Cali?
Cali: Phoenix, I need some of your blood.
Obanai: I'm sorry, what?Phoenix: No.
Cali: You didn't get a say in the matter. Give me your arm.
Levi: Cali, Phoenix hates needles.
Cali: IDGAF. Phoenix, give me your arm.Phoenix:Dgtdvtjngijnraxvkplmgeeasxv
Phoenix has gone offline.
Cali has gone offline.Levi: Well, shit.
Muichiro: What's happening?...
Uppermoon+Muzan gc
Douma has changed Izanami to PhoenixPhoenix: Douma, wtf is this? Change my name back.
Douma: Isn't that your name? I heard Master Muzan say that name to you.
Phoenix: That's the name of my current target, stupid.
Douma:... Oh.
Kokushibo has changed Phoenix to Izanami.
Kokushibo: Do not make... this mistake again.
Kaigaku: Sus.
Daki: 🖐️ Hold it. What does "sus" mean?
Kaigaku: I learned it from Izanami. It's a shorter way of saying suspicious.
Gyuutaro: Exactly how is Kokushibo suspicious?
Kaigaku: The bitch is softer with her than he is with me. I know she's the heiress, but wtf?
He SMILED at Izanami once. SMILED.
Akaza:😐😑😐😑 Are you for real?
Kaigaku: YES!Izanami: That's not normal?
Muzan: No, it isn't. Kokushibo, ask for my permission if you decide to court her.
Douma: He ships it. 😏
Kaigaku: IKR.
Kokushibo: Enough.Izanami: Izanami is too shy to admit she loves the attention.
Muzan: Luka. Give Izanami her phone back.
Izanami: Luka, why would you say that?!
Muzan: To be honest, I see no lie.
Izanami: End me.
Kokushibo: No.
Muzan: Beat me to the punch....
Kamaboko Squad gc
Phoenix has added Muzan.Tanjiro: Phoenix, why did you add Muzan Kibutsuji to this group chat?
Phoenix: ✨ Entertainment. ✨
Genya: Why though?
Muzan: Why did you add me here? This is a group chat with demon slayers.Phoenix: You literally thought Tanjiro was a dead guy. The dead guy happens to be your fear.
Muzan: We don't speak on that.
Tanjiro: Kibutsuji.Muzan has gone offline.
Phoenix has added Muzan back in.Muzan: To think, you were my favorite.
Kanao: What does he mean?
Zenitsu: Um, guys? I see Phoenix with someone in a headlock.
Nezuko: 📸
Zenitsu: A picture? Okay.Zenitsu has sent one attachment.
Tanjiro: Phoenix, are you strangling Muzan Kibutsuji?
Muzan: She has me in a headlock, so I'm basically trapped with her. Save me.
Tanjiro: After what you did to my family? Nah. Suffer.
Genya: I sense a grudge.Phoenix: Sanemi found out that you and my twin are dating. Sanemi can't kill him though.
Tanjiro: Because Genya loves him?
Muzan: Nope. It's actually a matter of he doesn't know how to.
Tanjiro: Won't Shinazugawa just behead him?
Genya: We already figured out that won't kill him.
Kanao: We? Who's we?
Genya: Myself and Nemi.
Muzan: As if that kid could die from being beheaded.Phoenix:😶
Kanao: Phoenix, what are you hiding? You are acting very suspicious.
Muzan: We're related.
Tanjiro: What?! Phoenix, is this true?!
Muzan: Grandchildren these days.
Zenitsu: That man is your GRANDFATHER?!
Genya: That... actually explains a lot. It really captures where you got your sadism from.Phoenix: Well, this has been fun, but Kokushibo and I promised to train. Bye!
Muzan: Don't be like that. Also, Genya.
Genya: Yes?
Muzan: I'll tolerate you.
Genya: Ok.Muzan has left the chat.
Phoenix has left the chat.Genya: Ok, what just-
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Stories and Oneshots for My Other Books
FanfictionIt's all in the title. This will contain The Cosmos' Journey stories oneshots as well as writing from my other books. Hope you all enjoy!