Ereri Oneshots

Vacation?

The raven sighed before looking at his plane tickets. Shit, what am I gonna do with them? He thought. He bought 2 tickets for him and Hange to go to the Maldives, but they said they had other plans last minute.

Fuck them anyway, he can go alone. It's just going to be, well boring.

"Hey, whatcha got there?~" His tickets were snatched by someone as he flicked his head to the direction immediately.

Eren extended his hand up in the air and held the tickets, smirking. "Give that back!" He yelled, tip toeing to attempt to get it back.

"Maybe if you grew abit more I would, oh wait, you can't." This little fucker.

Levi punched him in the stomach and snatched his tickets immediately, "Don't fuck with me, Jaeger." He glared at the groaning boy clutching his stomach.

"Ow..why'd you do that for?" The audacity to even ask why, Levi thought. He crossed his arms together before leaning down to Eren and lifting his chin up.

He smiled fondly at Eren. "Little brat, don't take my things without permission."

"Alright,alright,sorry." He put his hands up in defense and Levi smacked the side of his head.

"Ow! But anyways where you going?Who are you going with?"
He pointed to the tickets on Levi's  hand while massaging the side of his head.

Levi narrowed his eyes. "Why would you care, where I'm going or who I'm going with doesn't concern you."

Eren widened his eyes before cockily teasing back. "Come on. It's not like it's a secret." Levi let out a sigh before answering,

"Well I was gonna go with Hange to the Maldives since it's almost summer, but they're busy." He looked at his tickets and stuffed them in his pocket but Eren grabbed his wrist.

Levi's brows knitted together in confusion, "I'll take their place." Eren sternly replied. Levi's eyes widened before going back to his stoic expression.

"I could be like your pretend date."
The brunette smirked. I mean, it's gonna be lonely if he went alone, plus this could be a good time for them to bond. They were enemies after all.

"Pretend date,you say?" Levi questioned.

He thought of it for a moment before muttering. "Speaking of that..Free meals and 20 percent off for newly weds in the hotel I booked.." Eren's face lit up in excitement.

"It's settled, let's make this our..little pretend honeymoon." He emphasized on the pretend, smiling slyly. That's what he thought he was, sly. But to Levi he was nowhere near that.

"Alright then,pretend husband. Pack your things, Friday. Don't forget." He stated, slinging his arms on Eren's neck and ruffling his hair.

"Sounds good..Pretend wife." He snaked his hands to Levi's waist, smirking.

"Wife? I'm a dude, Jaeger."

"You're wife material, why not?"
Eren teased, I mean he could cook, he could clean, he was good with kids too. Mom material would suit too.

"Alright then. Wife me up one day, if you're lucky enough." The way he just said that in a stoic tone and with a stoic face made Eren widen his eyes. Eren's face was burning red at this point and he let go of Levi, covering his face and turning away from him.

"Pick me up on Friday,don't forget, 'pretend' husband!" He tapped Eren's shoulders, using one hand, his other hand on his waist.

Eren wasn't one to stutter, but the way Levi acted sometimes, has got him wonder if this was him.

"Y-yes..Got that."