Are You Afraid Of Me? - Natasha Romanoff X Reader (G!P) (ON HOLD)

My Cute Little Witch

"Oh for fuck sake." Y/n rolls her eyes as she watches Natasha and every other avenger storm into the shared living space.

"Don't roll your eyes at me, protector of the stones. Or is it Violet Fire. Or maybe it's Violet sorcerer, void, Banshee, shifter or simply Violet. To list but a few aliases." Natasha throws a notepad at Y/n, with all known aliases throughout history written down.

"Y/n's fine Natasha. Or is Natalia, or Natalie. Mmm, maybe black widow. Actually I think some people call you Auntie Nat." Y/n laughs as she sees a small twitch on Natasha's face, unnoticeable to the untrained eye. "Auntie Nat seems to have hit a nerve. Maybe I should ask Clint to bring the children around. You can see all three of them, thing one and thing two. Also the traitor, don't forget the traitor."

"It's Cooper, Lila and Nathaniel." Natasha grits her teeth.

"Oh I know honey. Just wanted to see how easy it was to get you to spill the beans, which by the way, was way too easy. You're an assassin I should be able to torture you for days on end and get no information. Yet here I am sat down, harmlessly talking to Wanda when you come in here throwing names about. I throw a few back, notice the change and take advantage. Maybe you should go back to the red room, swap places with your sister, get the sense knocked back into you."

"Fuck you!"

"Oh I fuck me plenty, don't need you doing it too." Y/n looks Natasha up and down with a smirk as the rest of the Avengers watch with open mouths and wide eyes. "It's not like you would get me off anyway, because you my little cutie pie are a big ole pillow princess."

"Fuck you." Natasha's voice was dark and laced with venom.

"I already said no thank you. Did you not hear me the first time? Because you're starting to sound a lot like Stark over here."

"Hey I stopped sleeping around a long time ago." Stark tries to regain his composure from having watched whatever had just happened.

"Oh me too Starkey, but this one here has never slept with someone who wasn't a mission. Oh apart from maybe Banner." Y/n looks across at the shy man standing next to Thor. "Right banner? You pumped it and dumped it. A quick hit and run. A toot it and boot it. No, none of those sound quite right to describe your night."

"Oh come on, it wasn't like that." Banner tries to fight but his voice has no strength to it telling Y/n it was exactly like that.

"Wait, I have it! Wham-bam-thank-you-mam!"

"Y/n what did we just talk about?" Wanda grumbles as she stands next to the woman.

"Urgh, I forgot. It mustn't have been important." Y/n laughs as Wanda rests her forehead on her shoulder letting out a defeated sigh.

Wanda: Fine, if they kill you that's on you, not me.

Y/n: I will take full responsibility. But you know I can't die right?

Wanda: No I didn't actually.

Y/n: Oh, well I can't die so there's that for you.

Wanda: You're taking us off track, get back on track. You are meant to be trying to get on with them.

Y/n looks back to the Avengers, analysing them as they preen under her intense stare. Y/n smirks when she sees the corner of Natasha's eye twitch as they lock into a staring contest, Natasha crossing her arms over her chest. The other Avengers watch silently waiting to see who breaks first.

Y/n: Wanda that's not going to happen so you are just going to have to get on with it.

Wanda: I just don't want to be stuck in the middle of team Y/n and the Avengers.

Y/n: You won't be stuck in the middle, I won't allow it. I won't use you to get to them. You are like Switzerland, everyone gets on with you, and you have no conflicts with anyone. If you diss Switzerland the world will come after you.

Wanda: huh?

Natasha blinks and Y/n throws her hands up in victory as she dances around on the spot, as she hollers and swings one arm above her head.

"You look like a dumb American at a football game Y/n." Pietro squeezes through the crowd of Avengers as he walks up to her and Wanda, noting how Wanda's eyes will flicker every now and again letting out a knowing 'oh'.

"Well good thing I'm not a dumb American and can do this as a one time only thing then." Y/n takes a breath as she leans her key against Pietro's and continues her talk with Wanda as the Avengers, who are once again bickering between themselves.

Y/n: Just be you. Stay friends with them, stay close with me. It will all work out I promise you Min söta lilla häxa.

Wanda: What did you just call me?

Y/n: My cute little Witch.

Wanda: Fine. But no killing each other. I'm already getting a headache from just listening to you all, I don't need a migraine from when one of you kills the other.

Y/n: I can't promise anything.

Wanda: Y/n.

Y/n: Fine, no killing Avengers got it.

"Look guys. I'm not here to hurt you, kill you or even try and break you guys apart. You could manage all three by yourselves. I'm just here to help you, to help me." Y/n points between her and the group.

"Wait, wait, wait. Take a step back. You're not even helping us, you are just doing this for your own personal gain? Okay well now we are definitely not helping you when you are not not helping us." Y/n groans at Stark's incompetence.

"Mr Stark, from what we have just been to by Friday, and Thor is it not easier to believe that what she is saying is the truth. And if it is the truth then we should trust her to know what she is doing?" Vision floats over the group, standing between them and Y/n as he looks at his colleagues.

"What is your child going on about now Tony?" Sam smiles at his own words. not caring that no one else does.

"What I am saying Mr Wilson is that we know Y/n is over 73'000 years of age. This means she knows things that you humans only wish to be able to comprehend. Miss Y/l/n is the protector of the Stones, meaning she will do everything in her power to protect the stones. One of those stones being what gave Wanda and her brother their powers and has brought me to life, in a way. If you are associated, or see as a friend, with the stone she should not harm you unless deemed absolutely necessary. So maybe us helping her is simply making sure that nothing comes for me, well comes for the stone."

"Wait, you are over 73'000 years old!" Wanda's voice rises an octave in surprise.

"I'm not that old...just." Y/n laughs at Wanda's surprise but when she looks around the room she realises everyone but Vision's face shows the same. Natasha quickly hides hers when she sees Y/n's eyes flick to her keeping up the stoic look she had before.

"Wait, how old are you?" Wanda's brows scrunch as she thinks back to see if Y/n had ever dropped any hints.

"Is that really important right now?" Y/n huffs trying to move on from her age, but when she sees Vision open his mouth she bows her head in defeat waiting for their reactions.

"Given the approximation of when the stones were created, they would have needed a protector from the beginning. So that would lead me to conclude that Miss Y/l/n is 13.8 billion years old."

"What!"

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