FUCK ME RUNNING I HAVE BEEN SAVING THE LAST APPLE JUICE BOTTLE FOR A WEEK NOW SO THAT I COULD DRINK IT TODAY. FRIDAY. AND ALL MY FELLOW DOITSUISTS KNOW WHAT FRIDAYS ARE. EXACLTY. GERMAN SPARKLE PARTY DAY. THIS DAY IS LIKE SUNDAY'S ARE TO CHRISTIANS.
LIKE DUDE SOMEONE ATE THE LAST HASHBROWN TOO LIKE WHATS A GERMAN SPARKLE PARTY WITHOUT APPLE JUICE (beer substitute for underage followers of doitsuism) AND POTATOS.
I
AM
READY
TO
CUT
A
BITCH
THIS RELIGION WILL BE THE DEATH OF ME.
BTW GUYS THIS ISNT A JOKE I AM GENUINELY PISSED AT WHOEVER DRUNK MY MOTHERFUCKING APPLE JUICE.
TO WHOEVER IS THE CRIMINAL:
MAY THE EYE-BROWED ONE CAST HIS SCONE WRATH UPON YOUR SORRY ASS.
