jenlisa • oneshots

weird texts

: the one where lisa texts jennie weird stuff late at night
- jenlisa are doctors

a/n: converted os ; all rightful credits to the original author

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lisa manoban was a piece of work.

she'd been given my cellphone number for work emergencies, but the past several nights in a row, she's been texting me at random; everything and anything you can think of. the weirdest facts, the most obscure stories, the most interesting little informational tidbits. for nearly a week straight, i'd wake up to one in my messages with a time stamps of midnight and later.

"lisa, why do you insist on texting me the weirdest shit after midnight? is it your witching hour or something?" i asked, irritated. i never knew what i'd get with lisa and it was somewhat concerning. she was a total wildcard in the game of life, a game i thought previously i'd mastered.

until my recent 5 year relationship break-up, i say.

she just shrugs nonchalantly "i thought you'd think it's cool. since you're a gynie and all, three vaginas on a human would be pretty cool" she shrugs it off, like it isn't weird to text your boss shit like this at random.

"it's weird, manoban." i deadpan, unamused and unimpressed with her factual skills.

"since when does weird mean bad?"

.....

i hate to admit it, but lisa's texts were starting to grow on me. as weird and as unexpected as they were, there was something funny about random facts late at night, especially after being up for hours and on the brink of a totally complete exhausted meltdown.

everything's funny when you're tired.

nevertheless, i checked my phone every single night before sleeping and every single morning upon waking up and eagerly read the weird fact of the day, compliments of lalisa manoban.

"maybe i should start sending some weird facts back to you." i counter, as she fills out charts for my patient, "you're not the only one who's got fun facts."