Juvenile Delinquents

Episode Twelve

Bridgette, Duncan, Geoff, and I are hanging out outside the cabin. Geoff is laying on the stairs, Duncan is carving a skull into the cabin, Bridgette and I are sitting opposite of Geoff. Suddenly Harold comes out of the cabin, "Okay! Who made s'mores out of my underwear!" He demands.

Duncan and Geoff laugh while I roll my eyes. Harold pulls out one of the pairs, throwing it to the side.

"Ew! Harold! You are so totally gross!" Courtney says. Harold had thrown the underwear down right in front of her.

"No, wait, it wasn't me! Idiots!" Harold says as Courtney walks away.

"Sometimes, he just makes it too easy," Geoff laughs.

"I hear ya man," Duncan says.

"Listen up, you cockroaches! I want all campers to report to the dock of shame at oh-nine hundred-hours!" Chef says over the loudspeaker. I check the time on my phone, stand up and walk towards the dock. Everyone else looks at each other confused. "That means now, soldiers! Now!" Chef yells. Causing everyone to panic and sprint to the dock.

We all line up on the dock. Chef is standing on the end of the dock in a military uniform with a megaphone. I stand between Duncan and Geoff with my back straight and my arms at my side.

"Line up and sanded attention. You called this proper form!" Chef yells as he walks up and down the line, "Feet together!" He says, slapping Geoff's feet together with a stick. He looks me over, nods, and moves on to Duncan. This is way too easy. "Arms down!" He yells, hitting Duncan's arms, "Eyes forward! Head up!" Chef turns DJs head forward and slaps Heather's up. Then he hits everything on Harold.

"Oh, this is going to be a fun day," Gwen whispers to Trent.

"What did you say, soldier!" Chef yells at Gwen through the megaphone, blowing her hair back.

"Ummm, nothing," Gwen says

"And you will continue to say nothing until I tell you, you can say something!" Chef says. "Today's challenge will not be an easy one. In fact, I do not expect everyone to come out alive,"

Owen laughs, making Chef whip him, "Daw, that hurt! "Owen whines

"My orders are to make sure all the babies in front of me drop out of my boot camp except one. The last one standing wins immunity for their team," Chef says

"Uh, what happened to Chris?" Heather asks.

Chef ignores her, "Rule number one! You will address me as Master Chief! Have you got that?!" Chef demands.

"Yes, Master Chief!" We all say. I had to hold in my laughter.

/" Master Chief! Hahahahahaha! This is great! Master Chief! I love being a nerd! All I can think about now is Chef is Master Chief from the Halo Series. Please don't tell me I'm the only one who thought this,"/

"You will speak when I tell you to speak, and you will eat only when I tell you to eat, is that clear," Chef shouts in Geoff's face.

"Yes, Master Chief!" Geoff says.

"Rule number two! When you are ready to give up, you will walk to the end of the dock and ring the bell, which brings me to rule number three! Let's get one quitter by the end of the first day, and that day will not end until someone drops out. Now get your asses down to the beach soldiers now!" Chef yells.

We all run down to the beach, some of us screaming. On the beach, there are two canoes, one red and one green.

"Listen up! Each team must hold a canoe over their heads. I catch you taking your hands off the canoe, you will be eliminated! And no one eats lunch until someone drops out, canoes up," Chef says.