Juvenile Delinquents

Episode Thirteen

I wake up to the sound of a low flying plane. I groan and dig my head under my pillow.

"Sarah, come on," Bridgette sighs, hitting the bottom of my bunk, "Time to get up,"

"But Bri, I'm tired," I whine.

"I am too, but I bet Duncan's waiting for you," she says.

I pull my head out from underneath the pillow. "I hate you," I say.

"I know," She smiles at me as I land on the floor.

I throw on a Hollywood Undead tour shirt, black ripped skinny jeans, a Corpse beanie, and a pant chain. As we step off the porch, I feel arms go around my waist.

"Good morning, babe," Duncan says.

"Good morning, baby," I say

Suddenly there's a plane heading right for us. "Incoming!" Chris yells from inside the plane.

"Hit the deck!" Geoff yells as we all scream and run out of the way.

Chris lands the plane, and we walk over to him. "Just flexing your muscles for today's EXTREME SPORTS CHALLENGE!" Chris yells at us through a megaphone, making us cringe.

"Ugh, it's too early for this," Gwen moans.

"This week, you'll participate in three challenges. First up, EXTREME SOFA BED SKYDIVING!" Chris says, using the megaphone again, "Contestants will plummet, uh skydive to awaiting sofa bed targets bellow." Chef jumps out of the plane onto a sofa bed, but the bed folds up on him, and he screams. "Of course, you'll be skydiving from 5,000 feet and using these," Chris says, throwing two old parachute bags out of the plane, "Our lucky contestants are Trent and DJ!"

"Sure, why not. You know what they say on Blackcomb Mountain, bro, best glimpse of heavens on the way into hell. Let's do this!" Trent says, putting a hand on DJ's shoulder.

"Yeah, uh, sure, bring it on," DJ says nervously.

"Not so fast," Chris says, "The second challenge of the day is EXTREME RODEO MOOSE RIDING! Contestants will ride the Great Canadian bucking moose for eight seconds or get thrown into a pile of socks from the lost and found," Chris finishes pointing to a giant pile of smelly socks.

"That stink pile ain't nothing but laundry day back home," Leshawna says

"It's your lucky day, Leshawna!" Chris says, coming over to her and putting an arm around her. "You're riding for the Gophers, and Geoff, you'll ride for the bass,"

"Yes!" Geoff says.

Owen goes over to the moose, "He doesn't look that bucky to me. Hi, beautiful....." He starts, but the moose kicks him away.

"And the final challenge is EXTREME SEA-DOO WATER SKIING! Contestants will water ski a racecourse, grabbing as many flags as they can before crossing the finish line a member of the opposing team drives the sea-doo,"

Heather walks up to Chris, "How do we water ski without water!" she demands.

"It's really hard. Check it out," Chris says. Chef tries and gets thrown into a tree, "Hahaha, awesome! Harold, you'll ski for the Killer Bass,"

"Yes!" Harold says happily.

"And Lindsay, you'll ski for the Screaming Gophers," Chris says.

"Cool! I can model my new bikini!" Lindsay says.

"Now for cool swags, whoever scores the most challenges gets bragging rights for the night, saves their butts from elimination, and wins a tripped out multi massage portable shower," Chris says.