"PK... CONTROL! To Jeff!" Ness yelled.
Ness's spirit left his now-unconscious body. It fell to the ground.
"N-Ness?! What on Grimsby Fishing Heritage Museum has happened?!" Jeff yelled in horror.
Suddenly, he fell to the floor.
"Oh my God!" Tony shrieked, still in bed.
Most children got up and checked the hallway to see the commotion.
Miss Snidely pointed her finger at Jeff.
"Shut your Yorkshire-pudding-gob-eating-hole, Andonuts! For a child who is an offspring of the great Dr. Andonuts, you are NOTHING like him! You are disobedient, disrespectful and a complete bother to every single-"
"SHUT UP."
"Ooh... is the little nerd trying to defend himself? Go on. Make my day, trainspotter."
"PK Offense Up..." Jeff mumbled to himself.
"You're a wimp, Jeff! A total wimp! And worst thing of all, you STOLE MY BEST FUCKING FRIEND FROM M-"
Jeff slugged the head disciplinarian in the jaw, causing blood and teeth to spew out.
"JEFF. ISN'T. A. GODDAMN. WIMP!!" Ness in Jeff's body roared, punching Snidely with every word, "YOU TORMENTED HIM FOREVER! NO WONDER HE LEFT! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, YOU... you... you."
Ness, exhausted from focusing all his attention on punching the shit out of Snidely, ceased PK Control.
This left Jeff on top of a woman whose face was so damaged that... well... she may never live the same way again.
So, he just looked at Miss Snidely as he was on top of her. The woman he thought he just killed. He thought he was a murderer. His knuckles and metacarpals punched her so much that they started to hurt.
Why did he do this?
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Meanwhile, on the other side, Ness was feeling even worse. It wasn't Jeff's fault at all. It was his.
Ness escalated the situation to such a high degree that it may have ended the life of a woman he didn't even know, just to protect his friend.
He looked at his palms. No blood.
This reminded him of something.
"Wait... shit. Shit. Shit. Fuck. Fuck. Oh... fuck!"
Jeff was probably going to be blamed for the fight. He could be kicked out of the boarding home being left to rot in the snow, probably to be eaten by bears or goats or whatever.
Ness knew he had to make a move and fast.
"JEFF! CAN YOU HEAR ME?! IF YOU DO, JUMP OUT THE WINDOW!!"
"EXCUSE ME?! I AM A MURDERER AND SO I SHALL BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE FOR MY CRIMES!!"
"JUST FUCKING DO IT, JEFF! IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT! YOU DIDN'T DO THIS!"
"URGH, ALRIGHT! CAN I AT LEAST BRING TONY!?"
"BRING TONY, BRING BONEY! I DON'T GIVE A DAMN, JUST GET OUT!"
Jeff got up. All the students who opened their doors and watched the carnage now closed them in fear of getting blamed.
Tony, now in catatonic shock, stared straight at Jeff.
"Come on, Tony. We are getting out of here," Jeff calmly told him, "Please come with me."
He held out his hand for Tony, but Tony slapped it away.
"I cannot hold the hand of a murderer."
Tony took out his rucksack, put it in front of him and jumped out the window.
After a moment of confused silence, Jeff followed suit and jumped out, narrowly avoiding the spiked fence.
Ness, Jeff and Tony looked back at the Snow Wood Boarding Home and trudged away.
Ness couldn't feel any worse.
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ETTSON: Rewritten
FanfictionA remake of ETTSON Ettson is a story that takes place 2 years after the events of EarthBound (or Mother 2, if you're from Japan). I made this story in February 2020, but deleted in January of the following year. I'm here to remake it. Language ＆...
