never noticed him (kyle broflovski x reader)

life continues

(Y/N)'s pov:
the next day i walk in and find token frantically running towards me. he tackles me in a hug and holds me for a while. "you okay dude?" i ask laughing, squished in between his arms. "i'm gonna fucking kill clyde." he says. "oh token don't worry about it. it all worked out in the end. nothing bad happened i promise." "yeah but still- wait, what do you mean it worked out in the end?" he asked concerned while stepping back. he still held me with his arms. "this kid named kyle punched him as he was coming on to me. he's a really nice kid! i wonder how i've never met him before. do you know him?"

"wait wait wait, kyle punched clyde?" he asked. "y-yeah why?" i responded while furrowing my brow. token made a surprised face and looked back at me.

"that is the person i'd least expect to punch anyone, let alone clyde."

i laughed. "i talked to him after and he seems sweet, so i get where you're coming from." token smirked. "so...he seems sweet huh?" i roll my eyes.

"token stop trying to set me up with every boy at this school. you're acting like wendy again. i couldn't even really see what he looked like."

"yeah sure whatever." he says, but drops the subject anyways. "i'm just glad you're okay."

"yeah, me too."

Kyle's pov:
"WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO?" stan yelled at me in front of my locker. they had all heard about the situation as it was talked about all over the school. i slammed it and shut my eyes. "i wasn't thinking i just did it!" i said. kenny spun me around. "dude are you fucking crazy? clyde's gonna kill you!" he said. i groan and lean my head back against my locker. cartman starts laughing. stan glares. "what the fuck are you laughing at fatass?" he says. "just the fact that the jew is gonna get his ass kicked."

"okay how screwed am i on a scale of 1-10?" i asked praying it wouldn't be that bad. kenny and stan exchanged a nervous glance and hesitated.

"well?"

"at least an 8." said stan. "maybe a 9." followed kenny.

"well fuck me."

"why'd you even punch him you idiot?" cartman asked. "uh- um" i said scratching the back of my neck and looked down to the side while turning a light shade of pink. "holy shit you like her!" he said pointing at me. "good job for stating the obvious dumbass!" kenny responded. "kenny shut up!" i said glaring at him. "dude it's not a secret at this point." stan said bluntly while looking at me. "whatever, just drop it for now." i said. "i mean, i don't blame you she's hot as fuck. if i had the chance i'd fuck her in a heartbeat." kenny commented. "ew kenny shut the fuck up. don't talk like that!" i said again towards him. i mean, he wasn't wrong, but still you know?

"let's just get to class and try to avoid clyde as much as possible." stan says. we start to walk to spanish mumbling to each other about random things.

(time skip to saturday brought to you by the satanic woodland creatures)

(Y/N)'s pov:
i wake up and see that it is 8am. i love when i wake up early on a saturday because most of the town is asleep and i can go wherever i want in peace. i planned to go to tweek bros. like usual to grab some coffee and do my math homework. i put on my white jacket and match it with my white beanie. i wore sweatpants and boots too since technically i was still in my pajamas underneath all of these layers. i picked up my backpack and went downstairs and grabbed a note pad.

"i'm going to get coffee at tweeks. text me if you need me. - (Y/N)"

i then put away the pen, grabbed my wallet, keys and phone and walked out the door. i realized i forgot my earphones so i ran upstairs quickly to get them. i walked out of the house again with all of my stuff and put the earphones into my ears. i started playing my favorite song on them, and stuffed my phone into my pocket.