Just My Luck || Marvel

Please don't be dead

Y/n's POV

*A few days later*

Why was there no crime? There's always crime! The most interesting thing I had done that night was helping this lost, old Dominican lady. She was really nice and bought me a churro.

I went around looking for something even the slightest bit interesting.

Like at this point I would be happy to stop a Grand Theft Bicycle.

I was going past Delmar's, which has the best sandwiches in Queens by the way, when I saw a couple of guys with Avenger costume masks trying to rob the bank nearby.

"Finally, something good" I muttered under my breath

I sneaked up behind them. They were using these really high tech looking weapons to break open up the vaults.

I cleared my throat and said, "What's up guys? You forget your pin numbers?" 

They span around in surprise. There were three of them, and they had Hawkeye, Black Panther and Iron Man masks.

"Whoa, you're the avengers!" I said sarcastically, "What're you guys doing here?"

The guy in the Iron Man mask pulled out a gun but I blasted him with water before he could use it.

Hawkeye and Black Panther attacked and I fought them back.

"Hawkeye. Black Panther. Good to finally meet you guys." I said, blocking a punch from the Hawkeye impersonator, "Thought you'd be more handsome in person"

I took them down and the Iron Man mask guy joined the fight.

"Mr. Stark? Hey, what're you doing robbing a bank?" I asked, "You're a billionaire"

I finally knocked out the Iron Man guy and I was about to leave, when a guy in a Captain America mask, who I hadn't noticed, came up and blasted me with one of those weird weapons that they were using to rob the bank. A purple ray hit me and held me in the air.

"Hey!" I yelled, but my voice came out kinda distorted, "oh this feels so weird"

The guy with the weapon started blasted me into the wall and held me there while the others tried to escape.

"I'm starting to think you're not the avengers" I said, desperately trying to get free.

I blasted the Cap impersonator with water and he dropped the weapon.

"So how do jerks like you get tech like this?" I asked

I was about to follow the escaping robbers but the Hawkeye impersonator shot me in the leg.

"Shit!" I cried out, holding my leg in pain, "not cool guys!"

Before the pain had reduced enough for me to stand, the robbers had escaped.

Clutching my leg, I shakily flew up to a random fire escape.

"Shot twice in a week" I muttered angrily under my breath.

I rolled up my suit's leggings to reveal a nasty looking wound near my shin.

I poked it, trying to get it to stop bleeding, but that probably wasn't the most effective way to fix it

I couldn't get the bullet out on my own. I didn't really know how, for starters and it would probably be super painful.

"Siri, how long can you leave a bullet in a wound?" I asked my phone.

"If the bullet is left in the wound for more than 48 hours, it will begin to get infected" Siri replied

How convenient. My enhanced healing would probably heal it in a week, but it would have worsened a lot by then. And I couldn't just march into a hospital because they would ask for too much information and I'm technically illegally living alone because I'm underage.