~c o c k a i n e ~ (various x reader)

shrex ~ shrek x the green m&m

a/n im going to piss myself, wtf did i write... what do i write now hmmm...

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*  freak the freak out, victorious cast*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

warnings: smUt, dom/sub shit, p!ssing, p3gging, mommy k!nk, yk all that fun stuff :}

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"now where was i?" the green m&m asked,

"m-m mommy please!" shrek begged as the green m&m began strapping a hard object to her hips. 

"shhh be patient baby." the m&m said calmly as they slowly reached for the lube on her and shrek's beside table. the green ogre was babbling and wetting the sheets on the bed. 

"are you pissing?" the m&m asked as they began rubbing lube over their strap-on. 

"y-yes mommy" shrek said as he continued to urinate all over the duvet. "good boy" the green m&m said lovingly as they began coating their slender fingers in the cool lube. 

shrek lowly moaned as he stopped dribbling on the bedding. "are you ready?" the green m&m asked positioning her fingers near his entrance. "mhm" shrek said softly, he was hurting from the lack of contact after his bathroom break.

"say it louder for me pissy baby" the beautiful candy. "yes." shrek said. 

louder                                                                                                                                                                                                          yes im ready                                                                                                                                                                                                       louder                                                                                                                                                                                                       please im ready                                                                                                                                                                                                     louder                                                                                                                                                                       please mommy fuck me with ur big green testicles!

"good boy, but we have to prep u first. okay." the green m&m said watching their partner frantically nod his bald head from beneath her. the green m&m slowly began to push one finger into shrek's shrekzy butthole. her pace was much too slow for shrek's liking as he bucked his body in to hers so her finger could fully enter him.

"hmm you naughty little slut." the green m&m said thrusting their finger in and out of shrek's body. "please mommy another finger." shrek begged craning his head to face his lover. his lidded, teary eyes met her passionate orbs. 

"okay baby, mommy's got you" the candy said lewdly. she placed another lubed finger into shrek's ass. shrek's smelly head began to arch back "ughhh mommy, 'tis so good." 

"mhm. let's add one more." the dominant said  adding a third frigid finger into shrek's wet cave. 

she began quickly moving her hands at shrek's pleasure. their skilled fingers made shrek a slutty mess on their soiled sheets. "feel good ugly boy?" m&m said as their chamber was filled with the symphony of moans and the smell of damp socks. 

"yes yes yes." shrek cried against the m&m's warmth. "want me to make it even better?" the m&m asked getting on her knees so her dildo was close to shrek's hole. 

"please mommy, thou shalt fuck my lights out!" the orge screamed. "mhm" the m&m grunted as they pulled their damp fingies out of shrek's anal cavity. "hold on shreky." green m&M said pushing the hard, lubed object into shrek.

shrek moaned at contact. "so- so- splendid madam!" he mumbled into the pillow his head crashed down upon. he slowly began to adjust to the shear size of m&m's massive dildo/shlong. 

"remember the safe word babydoll." m&m said as shrek nodded. "say it for me prince.". "farquaad" shrek said. "good boy, now are u ready for me to move." green m&m asked while rubbing small circles on the bottom of shrek's back. 

"yes mommy please move in me!" shrek babbled moving his hips against the object in his body to his own pleasure. "okay cool." m&m said as she began pushing in and out of shrek's warm body. the sound of pleasure fills the musty bedroom. 

"ple-please go faster mommy! i feel so good." shrek moaned. the m&m quickened their pace, inhumanly moving their appendage through shrek. shrek's lewd noises were met with soft grunts from the dominant m&m. 

"y-your doing so good ogre." m&m said as sweat began to build on both of their forheads. "praise be!" shrek said panting as his eyes rolled back at the grazing of his prostate. "right there, i ask mother!" he exclaimed. the m&m drilled his spot harshly. shrek just kept moaning as the m&m kept hitting his hot spot. 

"im gonna-" shrek yelled as the m&m began thrusting their soft hands on his pulsing wet penis. "do it baby!" the m&m called as shrek's head tilted and he came all over the pissy sheets as a knock sounded on the oak door of the tiny cottage in the swamp.

"shrek! shrek!" an unnamed voice called from outside. 

"oh shit." shrek said still panting from his climax. "who is it baby?" the green m&m asked in the midst of her end. "just get dressed my darling, it's her." shrek said desperately pulling on the only cloths near him, his maid dress. "who?" the green m&m said grabbing her clothes and pulling them on. 

"shrek im not going to ask one more fucking time! you open the goddamn door or we're coming in!" the voice screamed. 

"shit shit shit!" shrek muttered while running to the door. he opened the door to his wife's tearstained face and the disappointed face of his best friend.

"fiona... donkey..." shrek said dejectedly