A/N: im probs never going to publish this but... hmmmm maybe... jkjk unless. presented by a local green m&m simp and i did make a whole picture for ur enjoyemt ;) so....
WELCOME TO AUTHOR ATTEMPTS SMUT!
TW: Smut, Mommy K!nk, Cat ears? (idk)
✧*̥˚ Maneater, Nelly Furtade *̥˚✧
Part One
"hey toadstool.." shrek said as his green beloved walked into the home him and the m&m shared.
"ugh shreky" they said as he massaged the m&m's back and shoulders in smooth sweeping circles.
"mhm will you tell me about your day" he whispers gentle, breathing on the back of her ears.
"yeah sure" said the blushing sweet. "but i think i might want to do something else..."
they turned and pushed shrek into the door frame "hmm shreky?"
shrek's cool green visage heated as he felt his midsection twitch at the green m&m's touch. "i- wanna" he whispered.
"speak up shrek" she said her eyes illuminated beautifully and serenely.
"i- i want" shrek began, his mouth went went dry as other things went wet. "you."
the green m&m was taken aback from the simplicity of this request. "oh?" she said smiling coyly.
she gently placed her slender hand in shrek's meaty one as she pulled him away from the warm wooden doorway to a room more useful to both of their desires.
as soon as they made it into the bedroom, the green m&m pinned shrek onto their bed.
" i have something special i want you to wear..." the green m&m said averting her cool gaze as a blush rose to her cheeks.
"do you want me to go get it?" she asked shrek leaning into his face her lips close to his own.
"y-yes please" shrek said excited for what would he would get to wear. shrek loved whatever m&m brought him.
"okay i'll be right back, hang tight babydoll" the green m&m said planting a hot kiss on shrek's chapped lips.
the green m&m ran out of the bedroom to grab the heavily desired objects. shrek waited impatiently on the bed for his toadstool to come back, he squirmed trying to relive some of the pressure on his chest.
the green m&m returned carrying a black bag. "put these on shrek" she said calmly handing shrek a pair of cat ears, an outfit and tail.
"yes mommy" shrek said putting the cat ears on his head and after taking off his pantaloons groaning as he pushed the cat tail into position.
"you look perfect shrek" the green m&m said caressing shrek's hips
_________TO BE CONTINUED _________
A/N: FUCKKKK i dunno i could keep writing this HHEHEHEHEHHE pls if u know me irl WE NEVER TALK ABOUT THIS :(((((
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Fanfic【ｏｎｅｓｈｏｔｓ】and longer stories crack cocaine but (lipbite) ~Shrek (Daddy) ~Lightning Mcqueen ~Teletubbies ~Megamind you name it im going to write it ☺️ THIS IS ALL A JOKE PLS PLS PLS BELIEVE ME
