Once upon a time, not so long ago, Dally used to work on the docks- just kidding. What actually happens is...
Dallas Winston and Cynthia White bump into each other, but not in a good way. Dallas is determined to make her his after they keep running...
Dallas and Cynthia had finally reached the border between Buffalo, New York and Ontario, Canada. But then they soon realized their issue, getting across the border while being wanted for murder. They were gonna have to do some thinking.
They decided to go into the bar that was just around the corner while thinking of some ideas.
They sat in an isolated corner of the bar, a beer in their hands as they sat in silence, thinking of their next move. Suddenly, Dallas saw a group of four ladies, well he thought they were ladies until they turned around and realized they were men in drag.
The first one was the shortest - not by much though. He wore blonde pigtails, a black skirt with knee-high white socks and a white button-down shirt with a pink and yellow striped tie and a cowboy hat hung from his back. He looked the most like a girl out of all of them. If Dally didn't know any better, he would've hit on her - or him.
The next one was the tallest of the group. His curly hair was in rollers and he wore a pink, satin-like nightgown with fuzzy slippers.
The next one in the group had on a wig with bangs and a mustache on his face. He wore a light pink tank top and a black leather skirt with black pantyhose, along with a hot pink lipstick.
Last but not least, the final member wore a grey-haired wig with a black hat, a black overcoat and a blush pink furry boa. He had pearl earrings long with a slight red tint to his lips.
"Bingo," Dallas mumbled. Cynthia looked up at him with a confused expression before he walked over to them. Cynthia manage to catch his sleeve before he got too far.
"Where the fuck are you going?" She asked.
Dally nodded his head in the area of the drag queens. "Getting us across the border." He said before continuing his walk over to them.
"Hi, I'm Dallas." He said, sticking out his hand, waiting for one of them to shake it. They looked him up and down, taking in the hood's rough look.
"Meleena." The one with the mustache said, shaking Dally's hand. The one with the blond pigtails shook his head next, "Rogerina." Dallas nodded and then looked at the other two.
"Cum Gun." The one with the rollers said.
"Soaking Pussy." The grey-haired one said. Dallas had to choke back a laugh as they told him their names.
"Strange, right?" Meleena asked Dallas. They all had British accents.
"No, I think their names a perfect. Just fine." Dallas said partially lying.
"So, can we help you?" Cum gun asked.
"Yeah, I have sort of an issue, and I need your help..." Dallas trailed off.
"What is it?" Rogerina asked.
"Why don't I tell you while seated, yeah? I'm sure my girlfriend would love to meet you all." Dallas said while leading them over to their table.
"Cynthia!" Dallas exclaimed. "Meet our lovely new friends; Meleena, Rogerina, Cum Gun and Soaking Pussy." Dallas said pointing to each of them.
"Ohh," Cynthia nodded, just as confused as Dallas. "I'm Cynthia." She greeted them and shook each of their hands.
They all got situated together on the booth. "So," Cynthia started. "What are your guys' real names?"
"What do you mean, love? These are our real names." Cum Gun said jokingly. "Nah, I'm just kidding. I'm Brian, this here is John," He said pointing to Soaking Pussy. "That's Roger," He pointed to the blonde. "And that's Freddie." He said pointing to Meleena.
"So where are you guys from? Those obviously aren't New York accents. England?" Dallas asked.
"Yes, England," Rogerina said.
"I've always wanted to go there. Is it nice?" Cynthia asked.
"Most of the time," Cum Gun said. Cynthia nodded her head, not knowing what to say next.
"So New York, huh? Quite violent here." Meleena commented.
"Depends where you are. This part here is quite rough." Dallas said.
"What do guys do for a living or hobbies, I guess?" Dallas asked.
"We work at a gay strip club." Soaking Pussy answered Dallas' question.
"Oh, that's good. I work - well used to, I left today - at a diner my uncle owns." Cynthia said.
"Why'd you leave? A diner seems so cozy." Meleena said.
"Well, it wasn't the nicest place, kinda dirty, and, uh, we're leaving today...to Canada," Cynthia said. They nodded their heads, waiting to hear about Dally's occupation.
"Oh," Dallas said once he realized that they were waiting for him to talk. "I don't have a job, I deal drugs for money." Cynthia's head snapped towards Dallas, never hearing of this before.
"Nah, nah, nah, just kidding. I don't have a job at all." Dallas said, chuckling a little.
"I was gonna say, I never heard about you dealing drugs," Cynthia said.
"Cynthia, baby, you know I'm a joker," Dallas said.
"So, you said you needed help with something?" Meleena recalled, changing the topic.
"Yes. Right, umm...how do I say this?" Dallas said.
"We need to get across the border, but Dally's wanted for murder," Cynthia said nonchalantly as if it was nothing.
"Ooo, murder. Fun." Meleena said.
"How exactly do you expect us to help you with that?" Soaking Pussy asked.
"Well, we were wondering-" Dallas started but Cynthia cut him off. "We? This was your idea. I don't even know what we're doing."
"I,"Dallas corrected himself."Was wondering if you guys could dress us up and get us fake passports?"
"You're fucking crazy," Cynthia said. "There's no way that'll work."
A smirk came across Meleena's face. He was always down for causing trouble and taking risks. "Sure," He said. "We'll help you. Right, guys?" He asked looking at the other three, they all nodded.
"You'll have to make us look casual though," Dallas said. "Nothing too crazy."
"Well, of course, we can help you guys," Cum Gun said, "But we don't do things like this for free around here, you know?"
"We don't have any money though," Dallas said.
"That's okay, I have a different payment method in mind." Cum Gun said with a dirty smirk.
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So in case you haven't caught on already, in order from left to right, we have, Rogerina (Roger), Cum Gun (Brian), Meleena (Freddie), Soaking Pussy (John). I'm sure you can guess which ones Sara named.
