brook and his puns

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by Twice1569

by Twice1569

The protectors of skittles 🌈

brook: how do you ask water what it's doing?

misty: ... the fuck?

dawn: pretty sure waters an inanimate object that can't move nor answer questions cause it's literally just something that makes up 75% of the earths surface and up to 60% of our bodies

brook: water you doing?

phoenix: ... brook you've gotta be fucking kidding me

robin: why are you making puns at 2 in the morning?

brook: how do trees go online?

blake: oh god- he's starting again

ash: babe, go to sleep it's 2 am

brook: they just log in

robin: oh my god

dawn: I'm gonna die in this household with you people

misty: can I blow the house up? phoenix can help me, we'll cooperate for once!

brook: what do you call an alligator with a vest?

blake: oh no

ash: babe, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GO TO SLEEP

brook: an investigator

robin: okay, WHO GAVE BROOK DRUGS?!?

phoenix: I thought he was naturally like this

brook: what do you call an owl that does magic tricks?

blake: brook istg-

dawn: blake's gonna murder you if you continue with this brook

misty: I don't think that's gonna sound threatening to him dawn

brook: HOOdini

robin: okay but that was kinda good

phoenix: NOT YOU TOO ROBIN-