𝐄𝐥𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐬 𝐒𝐡𝐢𝐭𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐬

more incorrect quotes

(Phoenix is low-key the hottest Tep character argue with a wall)

Blake: If anyone in this household even thinks of cursing you will get fined
Ash, after dropping something: FUCK!
Blake: You are on thin fucking ice buddy
Blake: SHIT-

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Phoenix: I love you
Robin, not paying attention: What?
Phoenix: I said you look like a kazoo

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Misty: Brook won't wake up. Got any ideas?
Phoenix: Have you tried slapping him?
Dawn: Kicking him?
Misty, nodding: Yep, both.
Robin: Did you ... throw something at his head?
Misty: Yes I did
Blake: Then were fucked.

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Misty: What if the 'g' in 'gif' was silent?
Robin: Go back to sleep, Misty
Misty: What gif I don't want to?

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Brook: I put the 'bi' in bitch

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Ash: I'm not interested in being polite or heterosexual

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[playing among us] i miss the game don't make fun of me >:(

Dawn, with a knife in hand: What if I stabbed you right now?
Blake: That wouldn't be such bad thing since life's been such a bitch lately
Dawn: ... Oh, wanna like, talk about it?

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Spiral: I hope you two have an explanation for this?
Oscar: We have three.
Jack: Pick your favorite.

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Brook: What the hell is wrong with you?
Phoenix: I ask myself this everyday

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Dawn: Hello?
Blake: It's Blake.
Dawn: What happened to him this time?
Blake: No, I mean it's me Blake
Dawn: Oh ...
Dawn: What happened to you this time?

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Robin: The stars are so beautiful tonight
Spiral: You know what else is beautiful?
Robin and Spiral in unison: Phoenix.

[there was actually a period in my life where i shipped spiral and phoenix help-]

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Phoenix literally in a hug with Robin: Disgusting, affection.

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Phoenix, referring to Robin: She is personally not my favorite person in the world but if you think of making a move on her I will burn your house down

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Misty: Do you get me, Ash?
Ash: Personally, I wasn't even listening to half of what you were saying but I'm just gonna say no for the sake of this house.

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Blake: WHO BROKE THE TOASTER!?!
Ash: Misty.
Robin: It was Misty
Phoenix: Misty did it.
Misty:
Misty: Son of a bit-

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Brook: I sleep with a knife under my pillow.
Blake: Well I sleep with a gun under my pillow.
Robin: Hah! You both are amateurs!
Dawn: What could you seriously sleep with that's worse then the situation with those two?
Robin: I sleep with Phoenix!
Phoenix: *spits out water*

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Wednesday: And what'll you give me in return?
Phoenix: I could give you a dollar
Wednesday: What kind of cheapskate do you think I am?!?
Phoenix: Two dollars?
Wednesday: Deal.

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Oscar: Spiral, you're obviously very jealous of the fact that Phoenix and Robin have gotten together
Spiral: I have no idea what you mean!
Jack: Spiral- we caught you throwing rocks towards couples at the lake
Spiral: Phoenix would've done that! She would've been proud!!

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Dawn: Can you be serious with me Misty?
Phoenix: I know you did not just ask MISTY to be serious, the best person you could've asked was like Ash or something
Misty: Well uh-

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Misty: Hey Blake can I-
Blake: No.
Misty: You didn't even let me finish
Blake: I know that it's gonna be something dumb so no.

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Brook: So what's it like dating Phoenix?
Robin: One time I asked her for a glass of water while she was mad at me and she brought back a glass of ice and said "wait"
Brook: I-
Robin: I love her