The protectors of skittles 🌈
brook: what if pigs could fly?
misty: if a zombie ate a brain, would it still be considered a zombie?
dawn: what if pigeons are government tracking devices or secret cameras which is why their always perched on cell phone towers?
misty: maybe mermaids do actually exist, considering we haven't discovered all of the ocean
robin: what the actual fuck is happening in this group chat?
ash: guys, it's 1 am
blake: at least it isn't brook and his horrible puns
brook: hey! my puns are not horrible, your horrible!
robin: le gasp
misty: *sips tea*
dawn: BROOK! DON'T TALK BACK TO YOUR PARENTS, DIDN'T YOUR MOTHER TEACH YOU ANY FUCKING MANNERS?!?
phoenix: holy shit, Dawn just cursed this isn't good guys
brook: WELL WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?!? FIGHT ME?
dawn: YEP, I'LL BEAT YOUR ASS JUST LIKE ROBIN DID A WEEK AGO
misty: you two should join reality tv show, drama just comes naturally with you
robin: should I be concerned?
brook: COME AT ME THEN BITCH
ash: oh god ... not again
phoenix: Robin, can I borrow your earplugs ... again?
robin: yeah yeah whatever
blake: jeez, I can hear their screams from here
misty: at this point, we should just get two different buildings and put the ones who are fighting in one building so they don't bother us
ash: we should just leave the city
phoenix: my suggestion of burning the house down with them in it is still up for grabs
robin: we're not burning down the house Phoenix
phoenix: oh you're no fun
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