robin hood - robin
humorous cheerio - misty
moana's biggest fan - brook
speaks with the trees - ash
fire girl - phoenix
the best - dawn
emo dad guy - blake
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The protectors of skittles 🌈
robin hood: ASH, CONTROL YOUR FUCKING BOYFRIEND
speaks with the trees: HOW ABOUT YOU CONTROL YOUR FUCKING GIRLFRIEND FIRST
humorous cheerio: SHUT THE FUCK UP I'M TRYING TO WATCH GREY'S ANATOMY
speaks with the trees: EW YOU ACTUALLY WATCH THAT?!??
emo dad guy: what did Phoenix and Brook do this time?
fire girl: nothing, we did absolutely nothing wrong :)
moana's biggest fan: yep, have no idea what you guys are talking about 😁 we're the most calm and collective people in this household
the best: you screamed the lyrics of I am Moana at three in the morning and wouldn't stop until Ash forced you to sleep-
moana's biggest fan: calmly and collectively
humorous cheerio: Robin had to lock them in two different rooms to keep them from coming at each other
fire girl: I did nothing wrong I want my lawyer to be present 😒
moana's biggest fan: this is against my will I'm gonna sue all of you
emo dad guy: Jesus, phoenix is screaming so loud my ears are gonna fall off
the best: Brook's trying to break the door down with a wave
robin hood: BROOK I SWEAR IF YOU FLOOD THE FUCKING HOUSE I'LL THROW YOU INTO A PIT OF FIRE
moana's biggest fan: I'LL BREAK THIS DOOR DOWN AND TAKE ALL OF YOU FUCKERS WITH ME IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO
fire girl: CAN I LEAVE THIS FUCKING ROOM NOW?!?
humorous cheerio: SHUT THE FUCK UP PHOENIX
fire girl: DON'T TELL ME TO SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH YOUR GINGER LOOKING ASS
humorous cheerio: DID YOU JUST SAY GINGER?!? OH HELL NAW
emo dad guy: IF ALL OF YOU DON'T SHUT THE FUCK UP I'LL THROW ALL OF YOU OUT OF THIS HOUSE AND GET MY COUSIN TO KILL YOU ALL OFF AND DUMP YOUR BODIES IN A LAKE
the best: should I call the police? Or the fire department? Or, HELP?!?
speaks with the trees: that isn't gonna do anything, call a mental asylum and maybe something will be solved
note: yep.
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