Lost In Language

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[Open on the Owl House living room, where Luz is reading from The Good Witch Azura 5 to King.]

Luz: " 'Azura,' Hecate began. 'Our paths have crossed only in battle. But today I stand before you seeking an ally.' " [sighs]

King: Luz, you're getting all swoony again.

Luz: I can't help it. Azura is able to befriend everyone. Even her biggest rival. I wish I had that kind of power.

Y/N: You will soon

Luz: What?

Y/N: Nothing

King: Rivals are meant to be annihilated not befriended. Now keep reading. I've been sucked into your awful fandom.

Luz: Okay. "Suddenly the door swung open."

Hooty: [swings the door open] Ding‐dong. Ding. Hoot! Hoot!

King: The book has come to life! Burn it!

[You and Luz goes to the door and finds a basket.]

Luz: Hmm?

[Cut to the kitchen.]

Luz: Eda, you got a package. 

Y/N: It looks like a gift basket.

Eda: Probably an offering. Ah! Being the most powerful witch in the Boiling Isles has its perks.

[King, a bib now tied on, grunts as he pulls a blanket off the top of the basket, revealing a snoring baby bat.]

King: [rubbing his paws together] Mm. Fresh meat.

Y/N: No, Don't eat that, you're not suppose to eat babies.

Eda: Witches eating babies is so 1693. What is this?

King: There's a note. [grabs it] "Take care of my child till morning. Yi Yi."

Eda: Nope. Babies are awful. Not happening.

King: "You will be handsomely rewarded. X‐O‐X‐O‐X‐O‐X. Bat Queen."

Eda: Bat Queen?

[King pulls a few snails out of the basket. Eda's eyes widen.]

Eda: Reward?

Y/N: Who's the Bat Queen?

[King sniffs the snails.]

Eda: She's the wealthiest demon on the Boiling Isles. Get in with her and you're set for life. [takes one of the snails] So, we keep this thing alive for a few hours and we get paid. Pfft. Easy.

Luz: Our greatest adventure yet! Learning about love and life through a child's eyes.

Y/N: Yeah it's like me and Luz could be parents

Luz: P-p-parents as in, us getting [Blushing] Married?

Y/N: Well, Yeah I guess so

[Luz Blushes even harder]

Eda: Not you two. You have to return the books I checked out from the library.

[Eda summons a pile of books, which Luz catches.]

Eda: [to King] I don't want them getting a cut of the loot.

King: Good thinking.

Eda: Now, let's take a look at this little darling. [fully takes the blanket off]

Baby bat: [screeching]

Eda: Argh!

King: Oh, boy.

Eda: On second thought maybe we could use your help!

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