Understanding Willow

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[Open on a hallway in Hexside, where Boscha is magically changing her nails and Amity is reading.]

Boscha: [sporting tentacles] Too wiggly. [changes to miniature flames] Too obvious. [stops on talons] Now we're talkin'! I think today is a talons day - rawr!

Skara: Hey girls! Time to bug out at my birthday party!

[Skara holds up an invite which unrolls in the shape of a red butterfly. Its wings read "SKARA'S 15th".]

Skara: Invite only, but you witches are my VIPs!

Amity: Are these made of real insect wings?

Skara: My dad spared no expense! You only turn 15 once!

Boscha: You only turn every age once, Skara.

Luz: Prepare thyself to do battle like a human! Thumb war!

[Sure enough, Luz is engaging in a thumb war with Willow, both having drawn faces on their thumbs.]

Willow: [laughs] It's funny 'cause it's stupid!

Y/N: It's also a way to free anyone of boredom 

Boscha: It's so weird that humans go here now. Too bad they already burned their social lives at the stake. 

Y/N: What stupid bullshit are you on Boscha

Boscha: Any friend of Willow's is an automatic dork. 

Y/N: [Growls]

Boscha: [the invite starts molting] Ugh! Skara! Why did you give me an invite that was molting? Gross! Give me another one.

[You walk away]

Y/N: [Under your breath] I can't stand Boscha

[Boscha throws the invite on the floor. Two younger kids see it.]

Kid #1: [gasps] An invitation to Skara's party! I want it!

Kid #2: I want it!

Kid #1: It's mine!

Kid #2: No it's mine!

[The two kids start fighting.]

Teacher #1: Oh. Kid fight!

Teacher #2: Kid fight?

Detention Teacher: Kid fight!

[Cut to You, Luz and Willow at Luz's locker.]

Luz: Oh my gosh Willow, I'm so excited for photo class! I can't believe you can make pictures of your actual memories! [Opens locker.] I'ma see me some baby Willow!

Willow: I'll admit, I was adorable.

[Luz tries to take a book out of her locker, but it bites down on it.]

Luz: Don't eat that. [Pulls at the book.] Whoa! [Falls.]

Locker: [Eats book, hisses.]

Luz: Hiss! [Stands.]

Y/N: Heh, Funny Locker, Hopefully the water fountains don't spit acid, I'll be right back

[You walk off and then you overhear Boscha]

Boscha: [Laughing.] I can't believe they'd even hang out with her! It's just embarrassing. [With her fingers like glasses.] "Oh look at me! I'm going on a date with my ferns!"

Y/N: [Growls]

[Skara laughs as she, Boscha, and Amity pass Luz and Willow. Willow wilts.]

Luz: That could be anyone!

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