The Owl House- Luz Noceda X Male Reader

Once Upon A Swap

[Open on Eda's human collectibles stand in the market. King is jumping on the table, trying to grab a flag hanging above him.]

King: Weh! [falls off the table] Stupid flag!

[Luz walks in carrying a ladder and a wooden sign.]

Luz: It's been a little slow around here, but I've got just the thing to attract customers.

[She puts the wooden sign on top of the "HUMAN COLLECTABLES" sign and taps it, activating the light glyphs carved into it.]

Y/N: And who doesn't like their name in lights?

[Fully illuminated, a winking face of Eda appears.]

Luz: Is it too subtle?

Boscha: Does subtle mean ugly?

[Boscha, Skara, and an Oracle track student are standing at the stand.]

Luz: Hi, Boscha! Hexsidians! See anything you like?

Boscha: Ew! No. I'm just here to take an ironic Penstagram next to your weird flashing trash sign.

[She summons her scroll and takes several pictures.]

Y/N: It's not funny, Boscha, Just shove off and leave us alone 'kay?

Boscha: What are you going to do? Spit your human venom on me?

King: You have venom? Quick, You two, start melting faces!

Luz: [kneels down] Even if I could, it's not worth it. 

Y/N: She is right Y'know, You wouldn't understand how to handle teens like her.

King: [grabs her hood] No, I'll show you what to do. [grunts, jumps onto the table] You will tremble before me!

[The three teens stare at him.]

Boscha: Oh, he's so cute!

[She hugs King and summons her scroll, taking a picture with a filter.]

King: Weh! [shoves her face]

Boscha: How much? I have to own him.

King: [frees himself] You couldn't afford me, sister!

All: Aw!

King: That's the incorrect reaction!

Eda: [sniffs] I smell an easy mark. [jumps out of the tent] Hey, kid! Can I offer you the latest fashions from... [magically dresses herself in horribly clashing clothes] the human realm?

Boscha: Yeah, no.

[Skara and the Oracle track student laugh as the three of them leave.]

Eda: Well, [returns to her normal outfit] I hate her.

Luz: Yeah, teens can be sour

Y/N: But Luz here is a little sweetie.

[You wrap your arm around Luz, she blushes]

Luz: Look what I made you!

[She points to her sign.]

Eda: Luz! [takes the sign down]

Luz: Did I spell something wrong? Or did I spell something right?

Eda: Stop that. [wipes away the lights] You may be forgetting something, Luz. I'm kinda... [holds up her wanted poster] on the run! Remember? Every guard in town would be at my doorstep if I had my name in lights.

Y/N: Well, I don't see anyone right now. Maybe you're just being paranoid. You're a powerful witch. Why hide when you can "poof" all your problems away with magic?