Apple Blood Drinking Contest

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Eda: Alright, you guys, I found eight crates of old apples blood. Now whoever goes the longest without puking gets the last plate of pasta in the fridge. 

[Eda, Luz, King, and Hooty drink the bottles] 

Eda: Okay, here we go. [pause] How's everybody doin'?

Luz: Good. Good so far.

Eda: Alright, alright.

King: Nothing yet.

Eda: Cool, cool. You know, I don't know if any of you guys have had that Pasta yet, but that's...that is some tasty stuff. That's from this one place where I was-

[Eda Throws Up]

King: Ooh, one down, I know someone who won't be having any-

[King Throws Up]

Hooty: I'm startin' to feel funny.

Luz: Well, I feel fine, I guess I'm gonna.

[Luz Throws Up]

Hooty: Oh, boy! That means I win! I get to eat..

[Hooty Throws Up, King Throws Up A Second time]

King: Oh...Oh, Titan, why didn't anybody tell me...

[King Throws Up A Third time]

Eda: Oh, my Titan, my insides are on fire

[Eda Throws Up a second time]

King: No, please...no more...no more, no...

[King Throws up a fourth time]

Hooty: Guys, I'm scared! 

[Hooty throws up a second time]

Luz: Get a phone! Call someon...

[Luz Throws Up a second time]

Eda: Y/N, Y/N!, get my elix-

[Eda throws up a third time]

Luz: Okay. I think it's all gone. I think it's...

[Luz throws up a third time]

King: I don't wanna, I don't wanna...

[King throws up a fifth time]

Luz: Eda, I need you to hold my shoulders...

[Luz throws up a fourth time, Eda grabs Luz's shoulders and throws up a fourth time, Luz throws up a fifth time The vomiting stops for a bit, Luz wipes Eda's vomit off her face and the whole living room is covered in puke. You come into the room on your phone]

Y/N: Hey guys I'm back from- OH MY GOD!!!!!

[Luz, Eda, King and Hooty throw up at once]

[You look at the camera and take out a picket sign that reads this isn't canon by the way]

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