Chapter 8: The Old Man And The Sea Food Crackers

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Meanwhile, back at Petey's lab, Petey's father, Grampa, was measuring the furniture with a ruler for some reason. He measured the TV and the couch and wrote something on a piece of paper.

That was when he came across Lil' Petey and Maddie drawing, making a book. "Hey, what are you two doing?" Grampa asked.

"We're making a book for our friend, Flippy," Lil' Petey said."he's in jail now, but he's-"

"Alright, alright, I didn't ask for your life's story, jabber jaw," Grampa spat.

"Grampa, that wasn't nice," Maddie told Grampa. "Lil' Petey's just being friendly."

"Who asked you?" Grampa asked. "I expected my son's wife to be more responsible and mature than this."

"Petey and I aren't married," Maddie stated. "We're just friends."

"Says the girl that kissed him twice," Grampa retorted.

"How did you-"

"That's none of your business,"Grampa interrupted. "Now pick up those crayons. What are you two trying to do, kill somebody?"

"No," Lil' Petey answered.

Grampa went and sat on a armchair as Lil' Petey and Maddie started to pick up the crayons. Petey walked in with a big plate full of seafood crackers.

"Who wants some seafood crackers?" Petey asked.

"I do," Lil' Petey said. He walked over to Petey, taking one of the crackers and eating it. "Thanks, Papa."

"Want some, Maddie?" Petey asked, walking over to Maddie.

"Yeah," Maddie said. She took one and ate it. "Thanks, Petey."

"Do you want some, Dad?" Petey asked his father, walking over to him. Grampa grabbed all of the seafood crackers and jammed them into his mouth. That was when he spit into Petey's plate.

"What are you trying to do, poison me?" He asked. "Who taught you how to cook?"

Petey walked away angrily as Grampa watched him. Maddie and Lil' Petey looked at Grampa. "You shouldn't have done that, Grampa," Lil' Petey told Grampa.

"Why? What do you care?" Grampa asked.

"He's my best friend and Lil' Petey's papa," Maddie said. "We love him."

"Yeah, well, suit yourself," Grampa said. "I've never felt any love for that hothead."

"Love isn't just something you feel, Grampa," Lil' Petey said. "It's something you do."

"Sometimes you gotta do it first, then you feel it," Maddie added.

Grampa stared for a moment. "Who asked you two?" He asked rudely.

Meanwhile, Piggy was still riding on Daryl's back. "You need to let me down," he told him.

"But Piggy, you're my new best friend," Daryl said. "I'll never let you down, buddy!"

"No, I mean put me down!" Piggy corrected.

"But it's not nice to put people down," Daryl said.

"Look, Daryl, I've had just about enough of-" Piggy was about to say when he just had an idea. "Wait a minute, maybe this isn't such a bad idea after all."

"With my brains and your wings, we could be an unbeatable team!" Daryl smiled once Piggy had told him that.

"Wow, just like superheroes," Daryl said.

"Wait what?" Piggy said, confused.

"We'll spread sunshine and joy wherever we go!" Daryl said.

"No we won't!" Piggy told him.

"Hey, I thought of a great name for our team," Daryl said.

"It better not be something stupid," Piggy said.

"The Friendly Friends!" Daryl announced, much to Piggy's shock.

"That's the dumbest name I've ever heard!" Piggy said.

"Watch out, villains, here we come, the Friendly Friends will save the day!" Daryl said.

"That's doesn't even rhyme!" Piggy said, before screaming. "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Meanwhile, back at the Robo-Time Industries, Dr. Scum had finished his army. "I've done it," he said. "I've finally finished building my army of Burgle Balls. Now it is time to unleash them!"

"Is everyone ready? Good, let's roll!" Dr. Scum pushed a button that opened up one of his large doors, allowing the Burgle Balls to roll out.

"Ask not for whom the ball rolls," Dr. Scum started speaking in a megaphone. "It rolls for all y'all!"

Dr. Scum laughed evilly as the Burgle Balls continued to roll into the city, ready to do their mission.

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