Dog Man: For Whom The Ball Rolls: Petey and Maddie

Chapter 3: To Heck With The Planet of The Cats

Meanwhile, Petey was at cat jail with the rest of the cats there, starting his revolution. "My fellow felines..." Petey started. "No animal has more liberty than the cat. The cat is the best anarchist!"

"Yeah!"

"We agree!"

"What's an anarchist?"

"Beats me!"

"But we have buried our mess for too long!" Petey continued. "We must unite."

Little did Petey or the other cats know, someone was watching them. It was the FLEAS, all three of them. They have escaped in Petey's fur and was watching the whole thing on one of his whiskers.

"I'm tired of being so tiny," Bub complained.

"Me too," Crunky agreed.

"Stop that whining!" Piggy told his two teammates.

"But Piggy, ever since we've joined the FLEAS, it's been one disaster after another," Bub told Piggy as he and Crunky looked at him.  "And now we're so small, we can a cat's whisker."

"What's your point?" Piggy asked.

"Let's quit," Bub decided. "I'm hungry."

"Me too," Crunky said.

"We can't quit now," Piggy said. "I've got a new plan. If we can reach Petey's ear, I can hypnotize him. Then we can mold him into whatever we desire."

Crunky and Bub looked at each other for a moment. "How about a pizza?" Crunky asked, much to Piggy's annoyance. "Or a cheeseburger!"

"Or a big bag of marshmallows!" Bub suggested.

"Or a chocolate cupcake with sprinkles!" Crunky and Bub both said, causing Piggy to slap himself on the forehead.

"You can't mold a cat into a chocolate cupcake with SPRINKLES!" Piggy shouted at his two teammates.

"We can try!" Crunky and Bub said.

"No, you can't!"

"Can too!"

"Can not!"

"Can too!"

"Can not!"

"And further more, we must stick together!" As Piggy argued with Crunky and Bub, Petey continued to talk about the revolution he was starting. "It's all for me!"

"And us for you!" The other cats chanted.

That was when the warden showed up. "Hey, Petey!" He said. "Guess what?"

"What?" Petey said, turning to face him.

"The governor just called," the warden told Petey. "You've been pardoned!"

"Seriously?" Petey said with a smile on his face as he looked at the guard.

"Yep, you're a free cat!" The warden said.

"Awesome!" Petey said before turning to the other cats. "Well, so long, fellas!"

"But Petey, what about liberty?" One of the cats asked.

"What about the revolution?" Another cat wearing an eye patch asked.

"What about sticking together to overthrow the status quo?" Another asked.

"Yeah, good luck with that!" Petey turned around, tossing the sign he held behind him, landing on the cat that asked the last question.

"Bye-bye, Petey," the warden said as Petey headed for the door. "We'll miss you."

"Yeah, I know," Petey said.

"Petey!" Petey turned around to see Big Jim running over to him. Big Jim then pulled Petey in a big hug. "Aw, Petey! I'm so happy for you!"

"Let go of me, Big Jim," Petey said, pushing Big Jim away. "What did I tell you about snuggling?"

"Sorry, Petey," Big Jim apologized. Big Jim watched as Petey ran through the exit, and waved at him. "Bye, Petey! Have fun with your new life! If you see Maddie, tell her I said hi!"

There was something on one of Big Jim's whiskers. It was the FLEAS. They were hanging onto the whisker for some reason.

"What happened?" Crunky asked.

"I think we switched cats!" Bub answered.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Piggy cried.