"Ah...I miss you. Please come back, I feel lonely and writing this while drunk is not a good idea because it makes me realize how you are in the company of other people while I'm home alone waiting for you.
I went to the club today and when I called you your assistant picked up saying you weren't able to get to the phone because you were dining with important people. I'm proud of you, I really am but is it so hard to text me or something? At least tell me you love me a little more often.
Funnily enough after the call ended I wanted to cry so I tried to rush to the bathroom but I tripped and fell causing a big ass bruise to appear on my knees. I wish you were here to ask me what happened and nurse me until I fall asleep in your arms.
Your drunk girlfriend, Lilyyy."
