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Sharma Vs. Shastri E.3.

Sidharth's phone start ringing, he was in bathroom. Sidharth's mom, Revati looks at his phone.

"Sidhaaarth, tera phone baj raha hai. Main baat kar loon kya?", She asks.

"Kiska phone hai, Maa?", He asked sitting comfortably on the commode, applying pressure on his bowel.

"Chu.. dail.. kisi Chudail ka phone hai.. Rukh main baat karti hoon", she said receiving the phone.

"Kya? No.. no.. no.. no..", he screamed.

"Hello..", she spoke into the phone.

"Ho gaya satyanaas!!", Sidharth cried facepalming.

"Ma'am, main Urban Development Bank se bol rahi hoon. Humare bank ne ek naya scheme launch kiya hai. Jis mein aapko humare Platinum Credit card lene pe ek designer Banarasi saree free milegi?", Sana spoke to avoid doubts.

"Wow!! Par Banarasi saree toh maine ek mahine pehle hi kharidi. Suno! Uski jagah Kanchivaram saree dogi?", Revati asks

"Aaa.. zaroor madam", Sana says rolling her eyes.

"Arey wah!! Toh ek kaam karo ek nahi, Teen Platinum credit card de do uske saath ek Kanchivaram, ek Mysore Silk, ek Baandini aur ek Patola Saree de dena.", Revati said.

"Ma'am yeh toh chaar saree ho gaye", Sana says.

"Haan, ek saath teen Platinum card lenge toh ek extra saree de hi sakti ho haina? Main toh pehle paanch puchne wale thi phir bhi..", Revati says.

"Ma'am, main mere manager se baat karke dekhti hoon, if it's possible.", Sana asked.

"Thik hai, aur suno uske saath matching blouse bhi aayega na?", Revati asked.

"Haan, aap chaho toh matching kangan, jhumke aur jhoote bhi denge.", Sana speaks annoyed.

Sidharth flushes the toilet and washes his hands quickly cursing Sana.

"Arey, yeh tum ab bata rahi ho? Suno, main mere kitty party ki auraton ko bhi card lene bolunga but unko na free ki cheezo ke baare mein mat bolna, unko sirf card dena aur mujhe saare free gifts.", Revati says.

Sana disconnects the phone feeling super irritated.

"Hellooo.. hellooo.. oye ladki suno...", Revati screams into the phone.

Sidharth opens the door quickly with a petrified look. His mother stares at him.

"Sunn, abhi ke abhi uss chudail ko phone laga aur bol ki humein uska plan manzoor hai", Revati speaks annoyed.

Hey bhagwaan, shayad us Sharma ki beti ne apna plan bata diya hoga flow flow mein, ab maa jaake papa ko bataiyegi. Phir papa taane maarenge alag se.

"Mom ismein meri koi galti nahi hai yeh uska hi plan tha. Maine toh pehle hi mana kiya tha ussey. But usne mujhe lalach deke phasa liya...", He says sweating heavily.

"Arey, yeh lalach thode hi hai. Ab woh log apna faida dekhenege toh humko bhi maximum faida utta lena chahiye. Sunn papa ko mat batana, unko hum surprise denge.", Revati says.

"Huh? Surprise nahi Maa, shock bolte hai usse", he says.

"Jo bhi hai, tu plan ko compromise mat karna. Main aisa sunehra mauka choddna nahi chahti. Sharma ki biwi ke chaati pe chhoori chalaungi ab..", Revati says with a smirk.

"Okay, Maa. Aapka support hai toh mera kaam aur aasaan ho jaayega.", He says.

"Mera raaja beta. Ab jaldi soja. Kal tujhe uss chudail se milna bhi toh hai.", She says.