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Kudiyon ka hai zamana - E.7.

"Sidhaarth..", Sana panics and hugs him immediately for hurting him.

"I am okay.. I am okay.. rukho..", said Sidharth hugging Sana by her waist with his one arm and rubbing his tummy with the other.

"Ajeeb aurat hai, aapke gale padh rahi hai.. isko police hi samjhayegi ab. Achcha kiya aapne isko pakadh liye.. Sir aap isko kaske pakadye, main police ko bulaa lati hoon..", Said Jaspreet.

"Jaspreet, chup!! She is my fiancee.", Yelled Sidharth.

"What? Oh!! I.. I.. I am sorry Sir. Mujhe pata nahi tha ki.. I mean aapki english itni achchi hai aur inko english bhi nahi aati..", said Jaspreet.

"No!! Mujhe angrezi aati hai.. ab tu jaa yaha se.. Horn Okay Tata Bye Bye.", Said Sana angrily still hugging Sidharth. Jaspreet and Sidharth looked at Sana totally perplexed and dumbfounded.

"Bye Sir.. Enjoy!!", said Jaspreet trying to hold her laughter and going away.

"Aap thik ho?", Asked Sana.

"Sana.. itni achchi hindi?", Asks Sidharth.

Sana grinned from ear to ear forgetting her anger in a second. Realising her proximity she, left his embrace and stood far.

"Aaaahhhh", Sidharth shrieked holding his tummy.

"Huh? Kya hua?", She held him again with concern.

"Pata nahi, tumhare door jaate hi phir se dard hone laga.. pakde rehna mujhe warna jyada dard hoga..", he said with a puppy face. She smirked and understood that he was doing a drama.

"Mujhe iska ilaaj pata se. Usi jagah pe ek aur mukka maarungi toh sab thik ho jaaega..", said Sana. Sidharth jumped away from her making her giggle.

"Phuck! Saari Eks-ci-le-nut toh gir gayi..", said Sana looking at the peanuts lying on the floor.

"Huh? Eks-ci-le-nut?", Sidharth scratched his head in confusion and looked into the direction in which Sana was looking. She went and started to collect the peanuts from the floor.

"Arey Sana isse kyu utta rahi ho? Khaane ke liye? Zameen pe giri cheez nahi khaate..", He said.

"Phuck, No.. Khaane ke liye nahi utta rahi.. jagah ko sutri bana rahi hoon.", she said.

"Phuck?", He wandered what that was.

Ye gaon mein aise kaise words use hote hai.. Eks-ci-le-nut aur Phuck.. kuch naya sa word hai..

"Arey Sana, choddho usse, koi house cleaning wala aake saaf kar dega. Chalo hum food court chalte hai.", Said Sidharth.

"Courat? Woh ladki police ki baat kar rahi thi aur aap courat ki.. Phuck.. Eks-ci-le-nut lana koi juram hai ke shehar mein?", She asked innocently.

"Ek minute, main food court ki baat kar raha tha, jaha pe khaana milta hai. Aur tumhaare gaaon mein kya mungfali ko Eks-ci-le-nut bolte hai?", He asked.

"No.. woh toh angreji mein bolte hai no?", Asked Sana.

"Nahi.. english mein isko peanut ya groundnut bolte hai.", Said Sidharth.

"Toh Eks-ci-le-nut kya hai?", She asked.

"Mujhe kya pata? Woh toh tum bol rahi ho.", He said

"Par mere phone pe aapne hi Eks-ci-le-nut chahiye aisa likh ke bhejha tha.", She said.

He opened his sent message and read it again and realized that it was excellent.

"It's Excellent!! Excellent ka matlab hota hai, bahut badhiya..", he explained.