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Emira : Someone take me to an art museum and make out with me.

(Y/n) : But they said not to touch the masterpieces.

Emira : Well somebody's gotta pin the artwork to a wall.

Amity on a walkie talkie: This is Amity, those idiots are fucking around in the East wing again.

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(Y/n) : *yawns*

Emira : Yeah, being that pretty must be tiring.

(Y/n) : Then you must be exhuasted.

Edric : Will you two shut up? Some of us are lonely...

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(Y/n) : Are we fighting or flirting?

Boscha : I'm pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck-

(Y/n) : Your point?

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(Y/n) : Two years ago, I married my best friend.

(Y/n) : Matt's still mad about it, but me and Gus were drunk and thought it was funny.

*Matt in the background with a large scowl*

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Luz : So how's the food (Y/n) made?

King : It's great!

Eda : Compliments to them.

Luz : *goes into the kitchen*, You're adorable.

(Y/n) : *blushes*

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Hunter : I love you

(Y/n) sleeping : I can kill you

Hunter : *smiles* I know

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Jerbo : Are you two a thing?

Viney : Pffffffffffft- no

(Y/n) : Haha, no

Jerbo : But your standing really close together

(Y/n) : Okay, and? Viney's very affectionate

Jerbo : You have your arm wraped around her waist and she was just resting her head on your shoulder a minute ago

Viney : We're close friends

Jerbo : Viney your hand is literally on (Y/n)'s ass

(Y/n) :

Viney :

Jerbo :

(Y/N) : .....Very close friends

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