Dog Man: Fetch-22 with Petey and Maddie

Chapter 6: Barky McTreeFace

"We are not calling him 'Barky McTreeFace'!" Fair Fairy told Downward Dog sternly.

"Aw, come on, dude," Downward Dog said. "That's a cool name!"

"That's the dumbest name I've ever heard!" Fair Fairy screamed.

"Well, I like it," Downward Dog said.

"So do I," one of the tadpoles added.

"We love Barky McTreeFace!" Three more tadpoles said.

"Let's make up a song about him," one of the tadpoles suggested.

"Yeah!"

"Okay!"

"Good idea!"

"You better not!" Fair Fairy told the tadpoles. Despite this, the tadpoles started to sing anyway.

"Barky McTreeFace was an evil, rotten bloke.."

"Stop that!" Fair Fairy shouted.

"He was rough and mean, and his face was green with two arms made out of oak..."

"Cut that out!"

"Barky McTreeFace was so nasty, rude, and tough..."

"That's enough!"

"He was bad, it's true, but the tadpoles knew how he came to life and stuff!"

Much to Fair Fairy's surprise, Downward Dog started singing with the tadpoles. "There must've been enchantment in those tadpoles from that swamp. For when they zapped him with their brains..."

"He began to roar and stomp. Down to the city, causing cataclysmic crime. Punching here and there. Smashing everywhere."

Fair Fairy, Barky McTreeFace, and the 22 tadpoles walked into the city. There, Barky McTreeFace destroyed every building and venicle he saw. He karate chopped, kicked, punched, and smashed.

"Look at all that destruction!" Fair Fairy said, laughing evilly. "Now things are becoming fair!"

Downward Dog turned and looked at her. "Wait a minute, how does this make things fair?" He asked.

"I just lost my job, I lost everything!" Fair Fairy answered.

"Yeah, so?" Downward Dog asked.

"So now I'm taking everything away from everyone else," Fair Fairy answered. "You see? Everyone gets nothing!"

"Oh."

"Do you hear me? You get nothing!" Fair Fairy screamed into the city before laughing evilly. "Now it's fair!"

"But wait, Mommy," one of the tadpoles said. "There are still some buildings over there."

"And some trucks and cars over there," another tadpole added.

"Well, I can fix that," Fair Fairy said.

Meanwhile, at cat jail, the guard was carrying Petey, believing he was Grampa. "Hey!" Petey woke up and noticed the guard carrying him. "What's the big idea?"

"You fell asleep, Grampa," the guard said after putting Petey down.

"Grampa?" Petey said in disbelief before correcting. "I'm not Grampa. I'm Petey."

"Ha, silly Grampa," the guard said, not believing Petey. He took Petey's hands and began walking with him in the hallway. They passed by a mirror, and Petey looked at his reflection.

"No!" Petey said in shock. Grampa had taken his place. Grampa did this.

"What's wrong, Grampa?" The guard asked with concern.