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----------------------------------------------------------Aqua: A-Chuu! So cold... Why did i sold my coat. It's so cold...
Aqua was in front of a small fire, trying to get some heat, but the wind almost extinguished the fire, making her panic
Aqua: Th-The fire!
She took out Kazuma's tracksuit, and was about to put it on the fire, but she was stopped by Kazuma himself, who slapped her on her head.
Kazuma: Hey, what are you doing?! Quit screwing around! *Takes the tracksuit* What do you think you're doing to my only memento of japan?!
Aqua: I don't have any choice! There's nothing else to burn!
Kazuma: Hand over that raiment, then! *Grabs Aqua's see through scarf* It looks like it would burn better than a tracksuit!
Aqua: Let go, you shut-in NEET!
Another current of air appeared, and put out the only bit of fire left.
Aqua: Whoa, wait!
Aqua tried to light the fire again, but the embers that were left died. Making Aqua cry.
Kazuma: I can't go on like this. We have to do something, and fast...
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Market District//Axel
Y/n's POV
----------------------------------------------------------I was walking with Kazuma and Aqua. Kazuma wanted to show me a shop he knew, while he asked someone to teach him a skill.
Kazuma: All right, we're here.
Y/n: Oh, so this is the place? What's so interesting about this shop?
Kazuma: You'll see. Listen, Aqua. I'll say this while i have the chance. Don't throw any fits, you hear?
Aqua: Hey, what are you talking about? What do you take me for? I'm no hoodlum or outlaw. I'm a goddess, a bona fide deity! Hey! Are you listening to me?
We just started ignoring her and walked inside the shop, the first thing i saw was a pale woman with long brown hair that hid her right eye.
???: Welco-*screams*
Aqua: Huh?! It's you, you damned undead!
Aqua ran towards the "Undead", and held her by her clothes
Aqua: You opened up a shop here? I'm sleeping in a stable, and you're running a shop?! You're pretty full of yourself, for a lich! I'll burn this shop to the ground in name of-
*X2 Bonk!*
Kazuma and i walked towards Aqua and bonked her on her head, Kazuma with his shealthed sword, and i with my gohei as i usually do.
Aqua: Ow!
The girl who Aqua was shaking looked at Kazuma and me.
???: Kazuma-san!
Kazuma: Yo, Wiz. It's been a while.
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Schizophrenic Shrine Maiden (Konosuba X Male Reader)
Fanfiction[This is my first story, and sorry if my english isn't the best:)] Meet Y/N He's just a normal guy, like you, like me y'know But one day, going to buy some shit, he ends dying Hooray! You want to know how he died? Then go read the story! Anyway, he...