Schizophrenic Shrine Maiden (Konosuba X Male Reader)

Ch. 2 - The Start of a New Life

I think i should had made the last chapter shorter, but k i guess i'll should change a bit how all this trash is written so it wouldn't be just a copy paste with a few different lines, well let's get this started

Useless Goddess = talking
'Useless Goddess' = thinking
*hits Aqua's head* = actions

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Your POV

Ok, so let's recap
I ended suffering a lame ass death
Meet a guy that also died in a very trashy way
I've meet a "Goddess" and she ended giving me powers
And now im in a whole new world
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Yeah just a normal saturday

[The Town Of Beginnings]
[Axel]

Y/n: (looking around) Damn we're actually on a new world! Yo Kazuma see this!... Kazuma?

I looked at Kazumas direction only to see him being shaked by the "Goddess"

Aqua: *Cryin-

-PAUSE-
PRESS START BUTTON

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Y/n: huh, this is just like a game, great
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-START-

Aqua: -ng while shaking Kazuma*

Kazuma: What the heck?! Stop! Stop it! I get it, okay?! I'm sorry! If you hate me that much then you can go home. Y/n and i will work the rest on our own

Aqua: What are you talking about?! I'm in trouble because i can't go back! What do i do? Huh? What am i going to do? What am i supposed to do from now on?! *starts crying*

Kazuma: hey calm down "Goddess". Times like these call for guilds. Going to places like that to gather intel is what you do in RPGs.

Aqua: Huh? You're supposed to be some game otaku shut-in. Why are you so reliable?

Y/n: Just stop asking all right? Let's go "Goddess" *starts walking away with Kazuma*

Aqua: Hey, wait. *starts to walk with us*

Aqua: You can call me goddess if you like, but call me Aqua so we don't cause a commontion.

Kazuma: I get it. If you're a goddess, wouldn't you know where we can find an adventurer's guild?

Aqua: I'm a goddess. There's no way i'd know about every little lowly place like that.

Y/n, Kazuma: 'This girl's useless...'

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[Adventurer's Guild]

After walking some time and asking some people where was the guild, Kazuma, Aqua and i could finally find it after searching for some time

Kazuma: Looks like this is the place

Y/n: Well, it seems like it is