Back home

MONDAY

Kristen walked into studio 8h fresh and excited. It was early, early for anyone who worked at snl on a Monday. But she got there early on purpose, hoping maybe bill would be there too.
"Kristen!!!!" Bill cried. She turned around and there he was. She ran full force into his arms, and he caught her spinning her around and running his fingers through her hair.
"I've missed you." She whispered. He set her down.
"I saw you last month." He grinned. She returned the smile.
"Too long." She said. They looked at each other for an awkward second and then Bill spoke.
"Look at this, we're back home!" He extended his arms out putting the studio on display.
"Hey!!" Kristen said with a crazy look in her eye. "Let's go see everyone's dressing rooms before they get here!"
"You wanna snoop?" Bill asked, eyebrows raised. They he broke into a grin. "I'm in, let's go."
They ran down the hallways and into another hallway where the dressing rooms were located. They went into the first one where the counters were covered with wigs, dresses and half full water bottles.
"Nah, nothing too exciting." Bill shrugged. Kristen grabbed a messy long blonde wig and yanked it on.
"TICK TOCK ON THE CLOCK THE PARTY SOMETHIN SOMETHIN, OH!" She yelled through laughs. Bill cracked up hysterically.
"I guess your impressions are a little rusty." He laughed. Kristen shrugged and took off the wig. "C'mon, next room!" They darted into the second room, which had a lot of more interesting things.
"CONDOMS?" Kristen shrieked, laughing.
"Who could be gettin it?" Bill asked.
"Bobby and Vanessa!!!" Kristen joked shrieking with laughter.
"Ew god no!!!!!" He covered his eyes and shook his head.
"C'mon imagine it!" Kristen punched his arm. Bill shook his head.
"Please I don't wanna!"
"I'll have to have a talk with the girls about this one." She said. He nodded.
"Make sure to let me know." Bill said.
Kristen promised and they rummaged through some more things and then left the dressing room.
"Kristen and Bill!!" They turned around and there was Bobby smiling and waving. They walked over giving each other hugs.
"How is everything?" He asked.
"Good great!" Bill said.
"Awesome, happy to be back." Kristen nodded. "How's Vanessa?"
Bill widened his eyes and squeezed Kristen's arm trying not to bust out laughing.
"Umm...Vanessa's great." Bobby answered questionably. Bill and Kristen started laughing. "What!? What!?"
Kristen felt bad.
"We found some condoms in the dressing room...I was like oh bobby and Vanessa! But really who was it?"
Bill laughed and so did Bobby.
"Yeah definitely not us, haha. If anyone probably Cecily and Colin." He admitted.
"Uh oh!" Kristen bellowed. Their conversation was interrupted by a crazy amount of cast mates barreling towards all of them. Floods of hugs, 'how are yous' and 'wow it's crazy to see you I missed yous.'
That all took about twenty minutes and before they knew it Lorne came in.
"PITCH MEETING TIME!" He bellowed grinning ear to ear as he approached Kristen and Bill. He first embraced kristen then bill. "Oh how I've missed you two!"
" we figured we needed to come back to save you!" Bill joked.
"It's been good, very very different, but good." Lorne nodded. "Now c'mon, we gotta go pitch some sketches!"
They walked into the pitch room, where everybody was already seated. The only thing unoccupied was a love seat. Kristen wondered if that had been left for then on purpose. She shook it off and sat down next to bill as he slung his arm around her. It seemed so perfect.
"Good afternoonish morning everybody! We have the wonderful Bill Hader and his companion Kristen Wiig with us here today!" Lorne said. Everybody clapped. Companion, kristen repeated the word over and over in her head before she decided she liked it.
"So let's get rollin with some sketch ideas I guess!" Bill laughed.
"Hey, I have one; why don't we do a spoof on Kristen and Bill's 'brother sister relationship' I've been hearing all about!!" Taran pitched with a smirk. He did not!!!! Bill thought.
"It could take place in West Virginia!" Bobby added. They high fived.
"Oh shit!" Cecily raised her eyebrows. Kristen took mental note her and Colin were curled up on the floor together.
"Mhmm...what else?" Lorne dismissed.
"Maybe a spoof on horror movies?" Kyle suggested. People nodded. A bunch of ideas flew around the room but Kristen and Bill just smiled knowing none of these sketches would be read at the table read Wednesday.
It was going to be a good, but long week.