When Kristen woke up Bill was at the computer typing speedily. Her head pounded and was about to speak until she remembered the night before. For the first time in years she had finally got to kiss Bill. But now she was regretting it. He was drunk, he didn't mean to kiss her, he was just being impulsive. And she just went right along with it, not thinking. She felt so fucking stupid.
"Good morning sunshine." Bill turned around smiling at her smudged makeup and messy hair. Kristen froze.
"Hey Bill." She exhaled. He grinned.
"Some night last night, right?" He said. She panicked.
"We were drunk, that one didn't count. We can let it go." She spoke uneasily. Bills heart sank.
"Yeah...we'll let that one go."
Before anyone could say anything; Kristen cussed and scrambled out of the sleeping bag, running towards the bathroom with Bill at her heals.
"fucking hangovers!" She projectile vomited (into the toilet) For about a whole minute, bill laughing and holding her hair back. After she was done she looked at him angrily.
"Not funny." She scolded. Bill lightly laughed, and then got the urge to kiss her again. It took every once of self control inside of him to keep from not grabbing her and deeply kissing her. Kristen must have saw the urge because she broke the silence awkwardly.
"Uh, workin on a sketch?" She asked. He nodded.
"I've got two, so far. That's enough? People were probably up all night writing things for us..." He trailed off still thinking about the night before.
"Alright, I'll meet you in the office in a couple minutes- I've gotta clean up...don't want anyone knowing I'm hangover holly." Kristen laughed nervously. Bill laughed too.
"Alright you got about twenty minutes!" He said. She groaned then nodded heading toward the bathroom to clean up her body and hopefully cleanse her mind.
Exactly twenty nine minutes later Bill knocked on Kristen's bathroom door. She opened, looking fresh and clean.
"Ready?" He inhaled. She nodded. They walked out of the bathroom. Totally impulsively, bill reached down and laced his fingers though Kristen's. She looked up at him with a hardened face.
"Hey Bill, Hey Kristen!" Bobby pured. They whipped around and there was Bobby and Taran grinning wildly.
"Hey Bobby, since we have such a sibling relationship let's interlock our hands and look at each other with stars in our eyes!" Taran squealed taking Bobby's hand. Kristen and Bill looked at each other nervously. None of them wanted to let go, but for their own good, they did.
"How was your night?"Bill asked bluntly.
"Oh it was great!" Bobby exclaimed. "What about you guys? Have a nice time doing incest things?"
Bill and Kristen looked at each other. If they only knew. Kristen actually giggled a little.
"How many sketches did you get done?" Taran asked. Kristen looked down at the floor, her face flushed.
"Two." Bill mumbled.
"Ya see, that's not a lot, were you guys busy with say-"
"Table read time!!!!" Kate yelled running town the hallway and into the read through room.
"You heard her!" Bill said, taking Kristen's hand (yet again) and ran down the hall after Kate.
Both Bill and Kristen got a feeling of nostalgia as they walked into the read through room. Almost everyone was in there, talking and looking over their sketches. Same huge table with an insane amount of junk food in the middle with comfy chairs surrounding it. They felt right at home again.
Bill pulled out Kristen's chair and then sat in the chair next to it. Bobby took the seat next to Bill, and Taran after that. Lorne sat at the head and clapped his hands.
"Alright! Bobby you can start, hand out the scripts to the actors you chose, and please announce the title of your sketch." He ordered. Bobby grinned.
"Gladly! The title of my sketch is called 'baby love' its a trailer and will be starring Bill, Kristen, me, Taran, Aidy, Vanessa, and Kenan as the opening VoiceOver." He declared passing out the final paper. Kenan began.
"Coming soon to theaters is that movie you've all been waiting for; baby love!" He said in his goofy voice Kristen smiled a bit. "That movie packed with everything you've ever wanted, take a look!"
"Honey! You can't just stay in your room reading books and not talking to any boys forever!" Taran exclaimed.
"Dad this is who I am!!!!" Kristen complained right on cue.
"She'll never change..." Aidy sighed.
"Until!" Kenan cried. The whole table giggled.
"Abby, there's a new boy moving in the apartment next to us. Why don't you introduce yourself!" Aidy said.
"Fine!!" Kristen whined.
"Hi..." Bill stuttered. "I'm John!"
"And I'm Abby...it's so nice to meet you!"
"IN THIS PART YOU GUYS GO TO KISS BUT THEN KRISTEN YOU JUST WALK AWAY!" Bobby announced.
"Abby, this boy is bad, you can't be with him!" Vanessa exclaimed.
"I love him! And if you can't accept him, we can't be friends!" Kristen cried dramtically.
"My love," Bill cries. "I have something to say!"
"Anything John, you can tell me anything!" Kristen cried.
"IM PREGNANT AND I DONT CARE IF ANYONE KNOWS, I AM WITH CHILD AND THATS OKAY!" Bill yells and him and Kristen bust out laughing along with the rest of the cast.
"An obstacle that could challenge their love," Kenan said.
"I have some bad news. The baby...it's not looking good..." Bobby said.
"I don't want to lose the baby, but I didn't really want to lose you!" Bill pretend sobbed.
"I would never leave you, I love you!" Kristen cried.
"WERE KICKING YOU OUT!" Taran yelled.
"John, I don't know what to do this is so hard!" Kristen cried.
"Just come to my house, we're like 30." Bill remarked.
"True true." Kristen laughed.
"A story of love, and babies! Coming soon;baby love!" Kenan finished and everyone clapped.
"Laila and Eli-ish?" Bill whispered in Kristen's ear. She giggled sweetly.
"This will obviously be pre recorded." Bobby noted.
" sounds good, let's move on." Lorne concluded.Baby love made the cut, one of the two of Bills sketches made it as well. Baby love was the only pre recorded one so they started recording that one first. They set up a bedroom and filmed the scene where Aidy and Taran yelled at Kristen.
"Now we gotta film the outside scenes. Taran has so graciously let us use the outside of his apartment! Let's get going!" Bobby said leading the crew, kristen, bill, Kate and Aidy into the van.
"My head hurts." Kristen moaned quietly. Bill laughed ruffling her hair.
"The pain that comes with the fireball, is it worth it?" He joked, imitating Kenan. The can ride was bumpy, but quick; thank god.
"C'mon, c'mon." Bobby said. They made it up to the outside of Tarans apartment."You two lovebirds get into character."
"It won't take anything at all!" Taran smiled. Bill and Kristen looked at each other. Kristen was the one to look away first. The cameras began rolling.
"Hi...I'm john." Bill stuttered.
"I'm Al-hold up what the fuck is my name?" Kristen laughed, trying to put off the moment where she had to almost kiss Bill.
"ABBY!" Bobby yelled. "START AGAIN!"
"Hi...I'm John." Bill stuttered,again.
"I'm Abby...nice to meet you..."kristen said slowly. She didn't move, but Bill touched her face, moving closer and closer until-
"Nope." Kristen walked away. And if she hadn't have done that bill would've kissed her foreal.
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FanfictionThis story is about Bill Hader coming back to host w kristen wiig, hope you enjoy(: