You sneeze like a kitten.

Chapter 6: muffins

Dipper closed his eyes and prepared for the worst. He felt nothing so he cautiously opened one eye. Pacifica was tugging on the dogs leash. "Bad dog" she scolded. "Leave the cat alone. act civilised".

Pacifica stormed out of the alley with the dog. Dipper sighed and cautiously stepped out of the alley. It was getting dark out and he didn't know where he was. Everything was larger now and it was all so confusing.

The street lamps flickered on. Dipper's stomach rumbled. He sighed. A mouse hopped by dipper. Dipper stared at it hungrily. The mouse started to run away and dipper chased it.

The mouse ran across the street and dipper followed not paying attention to where he was going. The mouse squeezed through a hole in a manhole cover. Dipper pawed at it then looked up. A car was coming straight for him.

Dipper scrambled to get out of the way and made it just in time but he fainted from fright. The car screeched to a halt and the driver jumped out and ran over to dipper. He picked dipper up and put him in the seat of his pickup.

Something sniffed at dipper and the driver pet it. They drove off into the night.

~~MEANWHILE~~

Ever since dipper ran off mabel hadn't stopped crying. she put lost posters everywhere and still no dipper. It was getting dark out and mabel and Stan went home.

Mabel went straight to bed and cried most of the night. She had nightmares of dipper being eaten by dogs, getting hit by a car, and other terrible things. After each scene she woke up in a cold sweat and started crying again.

Dipper was gone and she didn't know if he was ever coming back. in the morning mabel didn't even drink some mabel juice. She just went straight to making more lost posters. Stan drove her into town and she put up more posters.

~~MEANWHILE~~

Dipper opened his eyes slowly. He was in a log cabin and sunlight was streaming through the windows. something was sniffing him. He jumped up and unsheathed his claws. "Woah calm down" the creature said. "I'm not going to hurt you".

Dipper still had his claws out. He looked at the animal which was a young female goat (it's called a doeling FYI). "My name is muffins and welcome to my home". There was a fire, a small television, a couch which dipper was on with a lot of room left, and some other things.

Dipper could hear someone in what he assumed was a kitchen. "So I'm assuming your name is dipper" muffins said. "H-how did you know" dipper said. "It's on your tag dum dum" muffins replied.

Dipper blushed with embarrassment. There was an audible thump at the front door. "Be right back" muffins said trotting off. She came back a few seconds later with a newspaper in her mouth.

She put it on the couch and spread it out and began to read. "Aren't goats supposed to be dumb" dipper asked. "No offence". "None taken" muffins said. "One word. Percepshroom". Dipper nodded in understanding.

"Hey look at this" muffins said showing dipper the front page. It was a picture of him when he was a human, fighting a giant bat. Dipper turned around and began to cry.

"Hey are you okay?" Muffins asked. "I'm sorry if I offended you". "You didn't. You reminded me of when I was like that" he said placing his paw of the picture of himself.

"Oh" muffins said. "When you where brave?". Dipper shook his head. Muffins stared at dipper then stared at the picture. Her eyes widened. "No way". She said.

Dipper just looked down sadly. Muffin's owner came in the room. "Ah" he said in a deep voice. "I see you are awake".