One year after the conclusion of the Holy Grail War known as Heaven's Game and its sister game of the same name, a new grail war has begun less than a year later.
"(y/n) I'll be back later, Mommy has a date. This one's a doctor!" Mama said, "I hope he likes pointy ears." she said as she got ready, "Oh a package came. That damned Irisviel is still a thorn in my side even in death. Don't open it, I'll deal with it when I get home." she said as she left. Immediately after she drove off I opened it and found the remnants of a mage's staff and a note. I knew this was a catalyst and that Mama kept magic books in the basement. "ACTUALLY SATAN!" I shouted happily as sprinted downstairs and drew the magic circle, "Let silver and steel be the essence. Let stone and the archduke of contracts be the foundation. Let my great Master Medea Let rise a wall against the wind that shall fall Let the four cardinal gates close. Let the three-forked road from the crown reaching unto the Kingdom rotate. I hereby declare. Your body shall serve under me. My fate shall be your sword. Submit to the beckoning of the Holy Grail If you will submit to this will and this reason...Then answer! An oath shall be sworn here! I shall attain all virtues of all of Heaven. I shall have dominion over all evils of all of Hell! From the Seventh Heaven, attended to by three greet words of power, Come forth from the ring of restraints, Protector of the Holy Balance!" I said, "I acknowledge your wish and shall do battle at your grim behest, my master." a woman said as she appeared.
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"Not Satan." I said sadly, "That's new." she said, "While I'm not the Devil, I am Morgan Le Fay, the Caster servant." she said, "No care." I said, "YOU LITTLE!" She snapped as she grabbed my pinched my cheek, "I AM YOUR SERVANT! NOW I EXPECT YOU TO ACT LIKE A PROPER MASTER!" she snapped, "Owie!" I said as I held my cheek. "(y/n) your favorite babysitter is here at last! Let's not tell your mom I was almost an hour late!" my babysitter said, "Wait here, master. I shall take care of the intruder." Caster said as my command spells appeared.
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"STOP!" I said as I grabbed her legs tripping her, "Master, I'd appreciate it if you'd remove your face from my rear!" She said, "No." I said, "Master if you keep this up I'll be forced to punish you." she said.
"Well my night sucked. He called me a prostitute and then he thought I was a cosplayer whatever the hell that is." Mama said, "Sweetheart, I will give you exactly five seconds to explain why you have command spells and why there's a servant in my house." she said, "Wanted Satan." I said, "Archer?! Is he here?!" she asked hopefully, "No." I said sadly, "Then who did you summon?" she asked, "A girlfriend!" I said, "He means a caster. I'm Caster." Cater said, "Aw that's adorable, you think you're a caster." Mama mocked, "Fine then let's have a magic duel. I'll show you what a real caster can do." Caster said, "Sweetie, Mama's going to try not to kill her but I make no promises." Mama said as she activated our family crest, "This links me and my baby granting me access to his near infinite mana to fuel my magic that exceeds true magic." Mama said cockily, "And I choose life, you win." Caster said, "That's what I thought." Mama said, "Master, I request that we move to a more secure location. This place is unsafe...plus your mother is a bi..." Caster said before Mama covered my ears and then slapped Caster.
